Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Blue Screened?

The act of getting blackout drunk in which you lose all control and your body must reset. Similar to that of an iPhone after being damaged.

James: hey joe, where's Kevin?
Joe: Kevin is being helped to the bathroom, he's pretty much hit the blue screen stage.

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Blue Screened - video

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Blue Screened - what is it?

To be confused; to cause confusion.

Matt was totally blue-screened when they asked him for directions to the airport.

If you want to blue-screen Matt, ask him for directions to the airport.

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What does "Blue Screened" mean?

When your computer gets possessed by a demon eg. Bill Gates.

Somebody get a flamethrower! Bill gates has possessed my computer!!1

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Blue Screened - what does it mean?

Very annoying screen that appears when something wrong happens to your Windows operating system. Appears a lot of times. Tells you about the "problem". Maybe Microsoft needs to put in more effort!

Damn, the blue screen appeared again and my program's screwed up!

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Blue Screened - meaning

A computer nerd's nightmare.

Computer nerd: "OH NOES!! I got thee blue screen of death! It hath smitten me with ye's mighty pen of DOOM brouthen unto thee by an error caused by evil microsoft's computer! Bill gates is the devil! I shall hit return, then ctrl alt del! then I shall tell other fellow nerd's that the blue screen of death is the worst possible thing to ever happen to anyone anytime anywere in canada! Or US! Because we think US is the best because we think we are the best cuz we think wer better than cnadsa because we think we are smarter arne better and more articyultate andd such. NERDS UNTIE!!"

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Blue Screened - definition

The evil FUCKIN thing that taunts every fuckin user of the windows system!!

NOOOOOOO the FUCKING blue screen of FUCKIN DEATH!!!!

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Blue Screened - slang

A screen designed to cut off the function of programs when your system sources are low. The screen tells you to either go back and wait for the program response, or to restart with Ctrl+Alt+Delete.

I exceeded my RAM limit, and the blue screen of death came up.

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Blue Screened

The leading cause of suicide in America.

Tony killed himself last night. I was there when it happened. He was just playing a game of Minesweeper when he got a blue screen. He later hung himself.

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Blue Screened

Microsoft's idea of a joke. An unfunny one.

Ha ha... You got a blue screen.

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Blue Screened

v. looking at porn and causing the computer to crash. 90% of all blue screen occurences are a result of fapping research.

I was fapping with about 37 windows open and blue screened. You know computers, help a brotha out?
Only if you don't touch me and I'll be using my own keyboard.

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