Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Blivet?

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.

Guy 1: That chick's bra is too small
Guy 2: Yeah, it makes her tits look like a Mongolian Blivet.

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Blivet - video

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Blivet - what is it?

A term used when you need to tell your women to shut her mouth, sit down, and drink her god damn beer because you don't want to her the dumb shit she has to say.

GOD DAMNIT MARYANN! I'm going paint balling with Justin and Clint so shut your sperm blivet! also see dick handfor discription of Maryann

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What does "Blivet" mean?

A ball of dried fecal matter clinging to a hair follicle.

In combat in Viet Nam we often had no access to toilet paper. Blivets could be found in our drawers and even in our socks.

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Blivet - what does it mean?

Proper noun. A flying bag of shit (see also: Warren Sapp)

The Blivet is going to the Pro Bowl

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Blivet - meaning

pathetic, stupid, ignorant person, jerk, no other way to describe someone who is utterly disordered

He is a blivet.

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Blivet - definition

A 5 gallon container filled with 10 gallons of shit. It isn't that well-known yet, but it comes in handy if you know what it means!

No wonder you're such a shithead! You swallowed an entire blivet for breakfast!

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Blivet - slang

Like the above definitions a blivet truely is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag, but is much more entertaining, and will bring more laughter when used in reference to a fat chick wearing clothes that are too small to hold all her rolliosis (abundance of fat rolls).

Damn check out that blivet in the pink tank top, she should be wearing a moomoo.

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Blivet

ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Andy IS a blivet.

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Blivet

A sock full of shit with a hole in the toe, i.e. anything that spews crap.

The most dangerous place to be is between Chuck Schumer and a microphone, he is such a blivet!

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