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What is Blagojevich?
1. a scandalous person
2. to damage or cheapen
3. selling ones senate seat.... which is ILLEGAL!
senator Blagojevich had been Blagojeviching the seat of senator Obama
Blagojevich - meme gif
Blagojevich - video
Blagojevich - what is it?
Awe-inspiringly clueless gall or chutzpah. An action or utterance that appears to come from an outrageous ego coupled with a breathtaking sense of entitlement combined with complete lack of awareness.
People can show chutzpah consciously. People can "have the nerve" to do something while knowing they're taking a chance. But to show *real* blagojevich, someone almost has to have the blindly arrogant self-confidence that comes from really believing they're right, and having no clue that they might be mistaken.
The canonical example is former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, who was arrested and impeached after recordings of him were made public, in which he discussed his desire to get money, jobs, or other favors in exchange for appointing someone to a vacant Senate seat, and angrily swore at those who expected him to "give away" the appointment for nothing.
Despite this, he had the blagojevich to compare himself to Ghandi, his arrest to Pearl Harbor, and to say that it was "an honor to fall on principle on behalf of the people."
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Not only did he never tell me that he'd tested positive before we had sex... but now he's suing me for harassment telling other people about it!
Wow, the blagojevich of that man!
What does "Blagojevich" mean?
Adj.: To be so intoxicated as to consider selling the senate seat of the president-elect.
Kevin was so Blagojeviched last night, he went nuts and smashed two windows.
Dan: "Anna had twelve Gin and Tonics."
Steve: "Anna, are you Blagojeviched?"
"Dude, I was so fucking Blagojeviched last night that I was up until 5 AM shuking my guts out on the bathroom floor."
Blagojevich - what does it mean?
When you try to sell something you were not suppose to. Than going against all advice of admitting you did.
Guy 1: Hey want to get lunch?
Guy 2: Where did you get the money?
Guy 1: I sold my Great Grandmothers Wedding Ring.
Guy 2: What a Blagojevich
Blagojevich - meaning
A particularly crooked and/or incredibly stupid politician.
Hey did you hear about the senator?
He took a bribe and Blagojeviched his career...
Blagojevich - definition
A sexual position in which the male gets behind the female, puts his hands on her hips, and then attempts to sell the Illinois Senate Seat to the highest bidder.
Mitch tried to pull the old "Blagojevich" on his girlfriend last night...he broke his pelvis and was dragged away by the Illinois State Police and a visibly excited Harry Reid.
Blagojevich - slang
To torpedo your own political career.
Boy, he really Blagojeviched his campaign.
Blagojevich
1. A description of a person who is a giant douche bag.
2. Someone who compares themselves to random, unrelated things in the midst of controversy.
1. "This Blagojevich just cut me off in traffic."
2. Ex. The brave warrior Ulysses or an innocent cowboy.
Blagojevich
From pop cultural references like Jay Leno's Tonight Show, Blagojevich has come to be a jerk off who sells someone's senate seat secretly, pretending to be blissfully unaware of the fact that he is doing it. Awkwardly enough, Blagojevich's name actually rhymes with what he is. Like Jay Leno said, Blagojevich is a son-of-a-bitch. Each word is four syllables and pronounced very similarly. The real offending part about Blagojevich's actions are that he tried to sell a black guy's senate seat, which alludes to American history of when blacks where bought, sold, and traded. To pull a Blagojevich means to sell one's senate seat; to do something without thought; to be a jerk off; to be blissfully unaware of doing something wrong, while in fact, he is doing it deliberately.
Joey: Hey Rachel, I have never been able to say Blagojevich, until Jay Leno reminded me that it rhymes with son-of-a-bitch.
Rachel: O, really.
Phoebe: Me too. Whenever I want to pronounce Blagojevich's name, I have to say son-of-a-bitch, first.
Rachel: I guess you are what you rhyme with.
Blagojevich
A ridiculous haircut, outdated and covers the entire forehead - not unlike a band member of the Beatles. Fashioned after the mane of the infamous impeached Illinois senator, Rod Blagojevich. Often popular with early 1980's game show hosts.
"Man, I have seen some shitty haircuts in my day, bowlcuts, the TRUMP, the Pete Rose, but that fucking Blagojevich takes the cake!"
"You didn't pay your barber to give that Blagojevich, did you?"
"I can't figure out how to describe your lack of a haircut, it looks like Eric Foreman for that 70's show, a quarter inch more and you will be in Blagojevich territory