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What is Blackdown?
Whenever you hear the words blackdown family you must stop and drink from your canteen
BOILEAU "blackdown family how are we doing?"
CADETS *drinks water "good sir!"
Blackdown - video
Blackdown - what is it?
Hell on Earth, home to most of the survival camps.
Let's start from the top. The water isn't clean, so don't drink it. The eggs are made of some sort of dust, so don't consume those either. The staff cadets take all your stuff at the beginning of your term, and if you smuggle your phone in somehow, there's no cellular service or wifi. Lastly, washing is much less frequent, so be ready to suffer. Also, there are tales of horror on the parade square.
SWO: Cadet, you'll be going to Blackdown for basic survival.
Cadet: Oh come on! I filed for a transfer! Please, don't make me go to BLACKDOWN!
SWO: Sorry, but this is final. Get on the bus.