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What is Black and Decker?

is a fanboy of the black and decker tools. also is the only shareholder of the company that invested all there money into the failing business, there are many ways to recognise this fanboy . 1: whenever you start talking about good quality tools around them you will hear the words BLACK AND DECKER IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage with rage spit covering the room. 2:always wears a matching black and decker suit. 3: drives a shitty red toyota ute that they proclain is called "the beast"..... it is wise that if you encounter this fanboy you must run to your nearest makita dealer where it cannot get you as makita tools is its biggest weakness.....

1: guy 1: hey have you seen that new milwaukee cordless drill.

guy 2: yer....it looks much better than that black and decker piece of shit....

black and decker fanboy: NAYNAYANYANAYNAYANYANAYN black and decker is the best..........(inaudible rage)
2: oh look its crappy red toyota ute........

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Black and Decker - video


Black and Decker - what is it?

to have a small penis i.e. pecker

god lord, you do have a black and decker don't you

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What does "Black and Decker" mean?

when a dildo is atached to a drill.

i got the black and decker out for my bitch last night she was screaming in seconds.

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Black and Decker - what does it mean?

When a black man has anal sex with a woman and the knocks her out (decks her).

Lexington Steele black and deckered Jenna Jameson in this movie i just saw.

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Black and Decker - meaning

a guy who is incredibly cocky and toolish but thinks he comes off as cool

"Wow, that guy was super hot, but he seems like such a Black and Decker"

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Black and Decker - definition

When you get slapped in the face by a black penis and get called a "good little whore".

I got black and deckered by that guy last night!

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Black and Decker - slang

The process of using an electric sander to sand the callouses off of your feet.

Man, my callouses were gettin' so thick I had to give em' a Black and Decker pedi.

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Black and Decker

When you get all horny and shit and you need that somethin' special so you go get a screwdriver. Then you pound your girls ass with it. Afterwards you take that very same screwdriver and use it to build a spice rack. You then give the spicerack to your women. DAMN!

"I Need a new spice rack. Will you black and decker me?"

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Black and Decker

When a woman with braces performs oral sex on a man and mutilates his penis.

Dude, you're walking funny, what's up? my girl has braces, she totally black and deckered me.

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Black and Decker

Black and Decker is a sex postion for a girl who dosen't want to take her shirt off. The girl must be wearing a low cut shirt and showing alot of cleavage. Once this is complete the guy takes off all his clothes. He then has the girl sit down while he stands. After this is complete the guy puts his ass in her face and puts his penis into the breast slot provided by the shirt. Once this is done the guy titty fucks the girl up and down like he is using a black and decker drill as the girl gives his ass a rim job.

Spencer tried as hard as he could to give morgan the Black and Decker but failed.

Spencer might be the only one to actually try the Black and Decker on a girl.

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