What is Bitsy?

A small amount of poop that clings to your ass. See klingons, cling-ons.

Man, that toilet paper in there is so rough. I had to leave a bitsy in my cheeks.

Bitsy - meme gif

The act of taking a selfie when in you're in absolute bits from a night's drinking and sending it to all your friends.

Lads, I'm in fucking rag order from last night. Bitsie time.

bits·y ( P ) Pronunciation Key (bit-see)
adj. bits·i·er, bits·i·est

1. a. To exhibit bits-like behavior
b. Being bits.

Amy got peanut butter all over her shirt. She's so bitsy.

David obsessive whore!!!!!!!!

See also: Pornstar

Jenna Jameson is a lot like Bitsy Rich.

A supplemental creature for the nameless zoroastrian goddess equipped with duck tales, woo and sinister high-pitched euphemisms for space hog rules

"I love that ONE song from Space Hog."

"Oh yeah."

"Where's Bitsy?"

Mary Clare Riordan's idol and the coolest chica in the world!

Bitsy is my life!

noun An endearing term for the genitals of a lady. Commonly used in central England.

"My bitsy is quite itchy today''

Everyone wants to be like Bitsy.

Generally used to describe a small amount or a little bit of something.

Can also be used to describe a thin or short person.

Gee your just bitsy aren't you?

How much spaghetti do you want?
Just a bitsy I'm not that hungry.

n. (bit.see)

1) A term, sometimes offensive, to describe somebody who is desperate for the ability to hit on people of the opposite sex

E.g. Tom tried to ask the girl at the bar out, but he was such a bitsy niplar that he failed