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What is Bitcoin?
Imaginary and non-existent pseudo-currency that is worthless on its own until you can convince some douche bag to buy it from you and trade it for actual currency or goods. Can be defeated by an electrical outage, hard drive failure, or just a low volume of other people trading their Bitcoins at the same time.
Randy said, "I went to buy coffee with my Bitcoins the other day and it took three hours for the transaction to be approved. I was late for work because of that and the coffee was fucking cold."
Adam replied, "I kept my Bitcoins on my phone. I bought them at $18,000 a piece thinking I could make real money with it but the price keeps tanking and going all over the place.... then someone stole my fucking phone."
Jake laughed, "hahaha, can I loan you a few dollars?"
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Bitcoin - what is it?
Hashcash extended with inflation control.
"Bitcoin is hashcash extended with inflation control " - Adam Back
What does "Bitcoin" mean?
The cryptocurrency of choice among criminals, extortionists, fraudsters, hackers, kidnappers, terrorists, and Ponzi schemers, who have 100% faith in the blockchain technology to avoid getting caught for their crimes.
Guesstimate what percentage of rogue political leaders’, corrupt businesspersons’, and Russian oligarchs’ stolen billions or trillions have been converted into bitcoins to cover up their obscene wealth.
Bitcoin - what does it mean?
A currency, typically used among the Gods, used not to pay for anything, but to flaunt your wealthful status.
Hey, by the way did I mention that I have BITCOIN!?!?!?!?
Bitcoin - meaning
The Metrics system of money. Great idea, but will never be adopted until all the countries come together as a new means of money. Instead, you just learn it in school and forgot that it ever existed and continue with your life.
Incel Tim: Hey some kid on youtube invested his Bar Mitzvah money into Bitcoin and made millions.
Chad: Yeah he made millions off of a get rich quick scheme that caused millions of hard workers to loose their life savings.
Bitcoin - definition
Something that I really don't understand.
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Bitcoin - slang
A term used to refer to a specific word that starts with “b” then “i” then “t” then “c” and lastly “h”.
Dang man, that girl is such a Bitcoin.
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A waste of money so you can go broke or you can get millions of dollars and retire
hey rob is that bitcoin Rob: ye
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Bitcoin is a virtual foreign money which operates freed from any vital manipulate or the oversight of banks or governments.
This is the last ledger of Bitcoin.
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Bitcoin is virtual currency created in 2008 by an anonymous person or persons known as Satoshi Nakamoto and is slated to replace the Dollar as the global reserve currency due to its decentralized nature, and limited supply.
No bank can freeze your Bitcoin. No government can seize your Bitcoin. No thief can steal your Bitcoin. You control your private keys, and no one can take your Bitcoin away from you.
Billionaires like Elon Musk have invested in Bitcoin as a store of value that will preserve their wealth. The motto in Bitcoin is HODL, invest, and "hold on for dear life". Never sell, ever.
There will never be more than 21 million Bitcoins circulating in the world, by design. The Federal Reserve (neither federal, nor a reserve) prints money endlessly, then loans it out for interest making them and all of their big banker friends rich in the process. Bitcoin slowly decreases in supply until all 21 million bitcoins have been minted.
Bitcoin sticks it to the man.
Bitcoin is the Internet of money.
Bitcoin is Gold 2.0.
Bitcoin started at $0 per Bitcoin in 2008. Bitcoin hit an all time high on November 8, 2021 when one Bitcoin was worth $67,567.
Bitcoin value is estimated (by some) to reach $1 million dollars per Bitcoin, one day.
Bitcoin has created a new generation of millionaires and billionaires.
Bitcoin is like the invention of the wheel, or the Internet.
Bitcoin can make you rich, or not.
Acquire at least 1 Bitcoin, and your great great grandkids will thank you.
Yo, you heard about that new money, Bitcoin? I be hearin' rappers drop that shit on they tracks, so you know it's legit.
I bought Bitcoin back in 2017, and in 2022 I cashed some in to buy my house, paid in full, in Bitcoin. #thanksbitcoin