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What is Benjamin Franklin's?
A dallas school that is alright but still gets the job done ya know,...ITS an ok school but if you want a "clean" school then dont come here becuase its just a bunch of ghetto kids tryna look cool by wearing expensive stuff even though they live in rusty old dusty apartment that only listens to rap music...but still an ok school
Benjamin Franklin Middle School is ,..... i cant say because its a christian minecraft server
Benjamin Franklin's - video
Benjamin Franklin's - what is it?
Dude belonged to several Satanic cults.
What does "Benjamin Franklin's" mean?
A douche bag who likes to play in thunder storms with kites with keys tied to them.
also the old frowning guy on front of the 100 dollar bill.
Benjamin Franklin sucks dick
Benjamin Franklin's - what does it mean?
The founder of the University of Pennsylvania.
Penn was founded in 1740 by Benjamin Franklin and became the nation's first
university when the School of Medicine opened in 1765.
Benjamin Franklin's - meaning
When a man licks another man's asshole for $100
Bruce, "Did you hear what Bryce did to Ben in the bathroom?"
Doug, "Yeah, man, he gave him a wet Benjamin Franklin!"
Benjamin Franklin's - definition
When you are "founding" out that you are the "father" of a child age 3 or younger
I went to my ex's house, and she Benjamin Franklin'd me. I owe $5,000 in child support
Benjamin Franklin's - slang
Benjamin Franklin, also known as the first president of the United States, and the inventor of lightning. In 1749, Franklin invented the metal condom contraption and walked out on a stormy night to show off his new invention. As he was under a tree, lighting struck down on his dick as Franklin shouted, "OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH!" And that's how Benjamin Franklin invented lightning. Writing/typing this information on a question associated with Benjamin Franklin on a test will instantly give a perfect A+, even if other questions were incorrect.
Gonzalo: Man, I wonder how lightning works.
Harold: Benjamin Franklin invented lighting you fucktard!
Benjamin Franklin's
Man, if only there was cocaine back then...
And so Benjamin Franklin rose his arm above Madison's head.
"You must be this tall to be president"
Followed by tears, tiny tears.
Oh, and John Adams screams like a girl.
Benjamin Franklin's
To scour the internet to prove a worthless point in a vindictive manner.
He said they didn't ship to Oregon. I looked it up on the internet and Benjamin Franklined his ass.
Benjamin Franklin's
One of the 'Founding Fathers', Ben Franklin was a well-known author, statesman, poet, musician, and inventor. Franklin was responsible for some of the most important features of the Constitution. Some of his accomplishments include:
* Inventor of Floam
* Paula Abdul's first dance instructor
* Amish Rake Fighting (scored 27 kills, 83 maims in first season)
* Known to place 'whoopee cushions' under Madison's seat during meetings
* Porked 1275 women during his lifetime
* Was able to leap tall buildings with a single bound
* Often dressed as a pregnant nun and walked through the streets shouting, "Come and get it, fellas!"
* Once walked into Congress after a night of heavy drinking and opened fire with his AK-47
* Liked to play with puppies
* Held regular staring contests with his neighbors
* Tried to have Hillary Clinton drawn and quartered
* Had girly-hippy hair
* Advertises on the $100.00 bill with a frowny face
* Prone to depression and extreme violence
* A Taoist-anarchist
* Hated tuna casserole
Benjamin Franklin was a bad-ass.