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What is Beached Whale?
a fat woman who wears a tiny bikini.
Damn son! look at that beach whale over there!
Beached Whale - video
Beached Whale - what is it?
When you take a dump while sitting on the toilet backwards so that your fecal matter ends up on the dry part of the toilet and not in the water.
Last time I used Gabe's bathroom I left a gnarly beached whale.
What does "Beached Whale" mean?
A girl/boy that thinks they are so skinny and popular when in reality everybody hates them and they are so fat and annoying.
"Omg Gretchen is so fat and annoying i feel so bad for her."
"Omg ik shes such a beached whale."
Beached Whale - what does it mean?
The beached whale is a term given for a fat or otherwise unattractive person that hits on you at a bar or club and, despite your disinterest or general disgust, this person will try multiple attempts on you, and follow you around.
"i was out last night and this whale totally beached on me."
or
"where were you? there's two hotties wanting to buy us drinks."
"ugh, sorry. beached whale wouldnt get off me."
Beached Whale - meaning
A fatt-ass bitch that has been put out the pasture
Charlene B Is A Beached Whale
Beached Whale - definition
Is a very common sex position where the girl is told to move around like a dying whale and the male of other partner has to stop it and spray water in the whale
Boy: You know what time it is
Girl: * lays on floor*, "ITS BEACHED WHALE TIME"
Beached Whale - slang
Referring to a chubby or fat person. Normally said as if it were a sentence itself...
(In The Middle of Math Class While Noticing A Fatty)
-Yo dude check out the size of that girl.
-Holy shit! Quiet, Quiet...
-BEACHED WHALE! BEACHED WHALE! Save It. Hurry. BEACHED WHALE!
Beached Whale
A beached whale is a piece of poop so large that it leaves the water of the toilet. This usually leaves a mark as well because the poop touches directly onto the dry part of the toilet. It can often be bragged about between guys. However, girls will not be impressed by the feat of a beached whale and will most likely result in her not wanting to have sex with you.
Guy 1: Dude, I left I huge beached whale in the toilet yesterday. It was like the third one of my whole life.
Guy 2: Awesome, you should have taken a picture.
Guy: Hey, I have a picture of the beached whale I left in the toilet yesterday. Do you want to see it?
Girl: Ew, you're disgusting. I will never have sex with you.
Beached Whale
A really fat chick stranded outside a bar after closing time looking for a guy to take them home.
Ryan, I thought you were gonna rescue that beached whale last night.
Beached Whale
Word used to describe people called Beth.
Person #1: Yo! Did you see the new girl called Beth?
Person #2: you mean beached whale?
Person #1: ya, her.