What is Battersea?

To take the dick out before it happens

Battersea Park is the railroad station before London Victoria, nearly the end of the journey.

I shall be careful. I shall get off in Battersea Park.

Battersea - meme gif

"Where's Couzens, he was here a minute ago?"
"oh, he's Going To Battersea"

This word comes from little England, where there is a place called Battersea Dogs Home. Used when one sees a dog-ugly girl.

English Chav 1: Brair, check out that biatch over there! (forgets to breathe and asphyxiates)
English Chav 2: Yeah, blad! She's from Battersea!