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What is Basic Bitch?
A stereotypical teenage girl who has no sense of independence and often dresses, acts, and does exactly the same thing as every other teenage girl. The most irritating fact about a basic bitch is that they wear contradictory clothing. For example:
1. Wearing an over-sized sweater with uggs and shorts. Why are you wearing shorts if you are cold?
2. Wearing the tightest yoga pants/leggings they can find, then complaining when guys stare at their ass. You can clearly see their underwear through this and for the record, leggings shouldn't be worn as pants.
3. Wearing a long T-shirt and short shorts in the "Oops" style fashion trend sweeping the country. News flash to the basic bitch, a long shirt does not constitute a dress. It looks trashy and basic.
Hey look, a Basic Bitch! Because I totally haven't seen anyone dressed like that in the last 5 fucking seconds.
Basic Bitch - video
Basic Bitch - what is it?
Basic Bitch is a term often used to call a female that doesn't have unique personality and looks pretty much like all the other basic bitches (In most cases she is spoiled). Basic bitch is also a subtype of a Thot. She often thinks she is different from the others and that she has exciting life like no one else does, but she is just having the same exact life like all the other Basic bitches. Insted of being different and unique she's just following popular trends such as:
-Having newest iPhone
-Going to Starbucks (or McDonalds) and putting it on Snapchat story
-Using dog filter
-Wearing leggins even tho they never worked out
-Using a bunch of Make up so no one knows how she really looks
-Often wears push-ups so her breasts could look bigger (but she doesnt like when someone looks at them)
-Hanging out with other basic bitches
-Wears Vans, Adidas, Calving Klein (often is underwear), Tommy Hilfiger, Timblerlands and other trendy brands
-Usually has private Instagram account where she does "crazy" or "edgy" things
*Guy1 and Guy2 talk about finding GFs*
Guy1: What you think about that girl Clara? She seems cute.
Guy2: Dont be with her, I've heard she's Basic Bitch.
What does "Basic Bitch" mean?
The opposite polarity of hipster, apparently just as hated.
J: Basic Bitch? What the fuck?
M: It's just another way for judgemental people to be cunts about other judgemental people.
J: *sigh* Basic Bitch.. now I have it in my head.
M: Yeah....
Basic Bitch - what does it mean?
Typically a female, who:
- only listens to what's in the charts
-thinks she has a dope style, but looks just like everyone else
- usually greatly lacks intelligence
- if she has a tattoo, its usually a diamond or some other tattoo that 50000 other people have
-copies other women
-painfully obvious that she has no own personality
"Omg! Did you see that girl?"
"No.."
"Me neither. She was probably a basic bitch."
Basic Bitch - meaning
(Noun): A stereotypical suburban high school or college aged white female. Most often seen wearing yoga pants, over sized university hoodies, or Ugg boots. These girls are often seen gathering at your local Starbucks or Chipotle. When seen in public they most likely will be with other basic bitches or texting their bff on their iPhone. Your average basic bitch usually owns and drives a high end or luxury vehicle that mommy and daddy bought. A normal basic bitch is often in denial that she is a basic bitch and thinks she is a bad bitch because she listens to hip-hop and rap and judges other people who she thinks is inferior to herself or is seen as a lower class citizen or minority.
Guy 1: "do you think Jenna is hot?"
Guy 2: " yeah, but she's a basic bitch. You'd never have a chance. Her standards are too high and she only likes douchebags."
Basic Bitch - definition
A bitch with a pH value greater than 7
The litmus turned blue, its a basic bitch!
Basic Bitch - slang
A creature unlike any other in this modern society. They are a very numerous species, despite their insistence that each of them are special snowflakes. Their habits are easy to study, as their prowling ground is any Starbucks cafe, which holds the main staple of their diet: the pumpkin spice latte. Again, despite their insistence that they are all unique, they all wear the same things: vests with fur in the neck, tights, and Uggz boots. Most basic bitches are white blondes or brunettes. The main deity of their religion is Taylor Swift, the goddess of basicness. However they like to mix it up and listen to mainstream rappers like Kanye West and Drake to enforce their personal belief that they are "hood." If one is bear a pack of basic bitches, be advised as their basicness will either suck you in, drive you crazy, or annoy you to the point of suicide.
BB#1: We're not basic bitches, we are unique and special!
BB#2: Yeah Taylor Swift speaks to us all differently!
BB#3: And our Uggz and vests are all different colors and sizes!
BB#4: Like stop being so judgmental, all we want is our pumpkin spice lattes!
Barista: *facepalm
Basic Bitch
A girl (usually) who does things that she thinks makes her so unique or edgy but in all honesty are what all other basic bitches do, as well. Basic bitches often enjoy Gucci, Louis Vutton, scented candles (usually from Bath & Body Works), if still in school basic bitches might also have a large collection of Bath & Body Works hand sanitizers that they attach to all the bags that they own. They often order Caramel Frappucinos with extra caramel and whipped cream at Starbucks, the only 'coffee shop' that they even know exists.
Basic Bitch talking on a white iPhone with an obnoxious case: Hi girl! Did you see the latest episode of PLL (Pretty Little Liars) OMG it was, like, SOOOO juicy! I just got ALL of the new Bath & Body Works candles! I think my fav is the 'Summer Peachy Fun-Time Beach' one, I posted a pic of it on instagram? Wait... did you like it yet? I really want to get, like, thirty likes on it, at least. I just want people to know how cool an edgy I am! I mean, I have a tumblr! How edgier can I get, right?
Basic Bitch
An overly generic or basic female that follows the majority of trends relevant to her peer group during a specific era, without injecting any originality into her existence. She often lacks the confidence needed to express herself independent of consensus from her peers even though these characteristics may not reflect her true self. A basic bitch takes the safe road rarely taking risks in fashion or other areas of interest. She may or may not view herself as unique; this often depends on her individual role within her social circle.
In 2015 a Basic Bitch can often be spotted wearing Victoria Secret yoga pants tucked into UGG boots or jeans with TOM'S slip-ons with an oversized sweater with an ironic print or design on it, topped with a Northface jacket. She stores her indispensable iphone in her oversize Coach bag along with her knockoff sunglasses and PRINCESS key-fob. She loves nail art as it totally compliments her Pandora bracelet and Tiffany Heart jewelry. She loves foursquare and Instagram and endlessly documents her every outing for Pumpkin Spice Cappuccino from Starbucks on her e-Card ridden Facebook. She loves quoting Marilyn Monroe even if the quotes are wrongly attributed, loves hearts, infinity symbols, dreamcatchers, bacon and mustaches. She knows the words to every song on the radio and would sacrifice her first born to spend one night with John Mayer. She drinks SkinnyGirl cocktails.
Following an intense shopping trip to Target two friends get separated.
Girl 1: "Wow! I thought something happened to you! "
Girl 2: "I couldn't find you either"
Girl 1: "OMG IKR?! EVERY girl looked exactly like you until they turned around"
Girl 2: "SAME!"
Girl 1: "UH The hassle of being Basic Bitches."
Girl 2: "# real-life lolz"
Girl 1: "Let's get Starbucks!"
Girl 2: "A-MAH-ZING idea"
SCENARIO TWO
A guy gets grilled about his new girlfriend.
Guy 1: "So....you're dating MADISON?"
GUY 2: "YEAH"
GUY 1: "Is that Madison with the long Ombre hair and infinity tattoo OR Madison with the Ombre hair and birds on a wire tattoo? "
Guy 2: "NO BRO! Madison with the Ombre hair and the Dreamcatcher Tattoo. I met her at Booty Boot Camp."
Guy 1: "Oh. Well thank god it isn't Madison with the Ombre hair and the Anchor tattoo lmao."
Guy 2: "Seriously! I introduced her to my parents last weekend. "
Guy 1: "Wow. What did they think? "
Guy 2: "They were just so happy that she was a Basic Bitch. "
Guy 1: "I bet they were! "
Guy 2: "What should i get get for her birthday? "
Guy 1: "A Pandora bracelet BRO. Totally original, classic. "
Guy 2: "YOU sure do know a lot about Basic Bitches!"
Guy 1: "Thank you! Let's get Starbucks. "
Guy 2: "DUDE, YES!"
GUY 1: "You
Basic Bitch
Someone who is unflinchingly upholding of the status quo and stereotypes of their gender without even realizing it. She engages in typical, unoriginal behaviors, modes of dress, speech, and likes. She is tragically/laughably unaware of her utter lack of specialness and intrigue. She believers herself to be unique, fly, amazing, and a complete catch, when really she is boring, painfully normal, and par. She believes her experiences to be crazy, wild, and different or somehow more special than everything that everybody else is doing, when really, almost everyone is doing or has done the exact same thing. She is typical and a dime a dozen. There are many subtypes of basicness, such as the basic ratchet, the basic sorority bitch, the basic groupie bitch, the basic I'm-so-Carrie-from-Sex-and-the-City bitch, etc, but ultimately, they all share the common thread of being expendable and unnoteworthy and, in some cases, having absolutely no redeeming qualities.
"I've gotta get to Hollister and Bath and Body works for the third time this week, the just announced a new sale! I just don't know how I'll ever fit in that mani-pedi with Amanda and Brittney today. Ugh, I'm just going to call in sick with my period. I need a Pumpkin Spice latte or a Cosmo right now, I can't handle this pressure. Can we go to Applebee's for dinner tonight? ...Ooh, the new Shia Labeouf movie! LOVE HIM!" - basic bitch inner monologue