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What is Barstool Sports?A website/blog for sport loving pinky dicks. Barstool Sports is great, if you ever want to feel better about yourself. Just read the comment section of pretty much any article. You'll feel like a genius. Barstool Sports - videoBarstool Sports - what is it?The greatest thing to ever happen to the internet. Made by our lord and savior Dave Portnoy. βDoes anyone know what Barstool Sports is?β What does "Barstool Sports" mean?Barstool sports is a blog based in Boston, MA and is run by Dave Portnoy aka El Pres. The site is designated "For the common man, by the common man" and its posts are influenced by New England sports but are not central to this one theme. For every story that involves the Patriots, there is one that involves cankles. For every update on the Red Sox hot stove, there is an update on the newest teacher sex scandal. El Pres is no stranger to controversy, and when i say controversy i mean ugly girls emailing him about what a pig he is. Everyday on the blog, a local smokeshow is featured. And if you do not know what that is, you obviously were searching for this definition of barstool ("A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.") Other dedications inside the blog include but are not limited to, funny videos, guess that ass, reader emails, and basically anything else that is vital for the survival of another workday or school day. "Dear El Pres, Barstool Sports - what does it mean?An Instagram account for dumb, large state school, frat boys. Really none of their content is related to sports, itβs essentially just the same type of cancer youβd see on vine. Apparently it was a blog at some point but theyβre really just known for their Instagram. Any annoying frat boy you know probably worships this shit like the Bible, specifically phrases like βSaturdays are for the boysβ and other suicide inducing terms along those lines. I saw some fat guy shotgun a pabst blue ribbon and then drive his micropenis pickup truck into a lake on barstool sports. |
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