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What is Bagpipes?
stimulation of the penis to climax by using the armpit of your lover.
Lets try bagpiping because you have the painters in.
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Bagpipes - what is it?
A musical instrument originating in eastern Europe, but is usually thought to have originated in Scotland. It consists of a sack, three drones, a blowpipe, and a chanter. It has a wonderful, melodious sound, and anybody who disagrees can go shove their guitars, flutes, and pianos up their smelly, oversized asses. People who play and/or like the bagpipes tend to be popular, good-looking, cool, athletic, smart, and have active sex lives, and people who don't like the bagpipes tend to be ugly, mentally deficient social outcasts who spend their time playing D&D and masturbating to pictures of their mothers.
I play the bagpipes. 'Nuff said.
What does "Bagpipes" mean?
An instrument composed of a bag and pipes. The player blows air into the bag and it comve out of the pipes. Notes are changed by covering the holes of a pipe that is under the bag.
The bagpipe is the traditional instrument of the Edinburgh crips in Scotland which are part of the G-crips organization. The Edinburgh crips usually have a bagpiper present at their ceremonies and one usually lead them into battle in gang fights against rival gangs in Edinburgh.
The music of a bag pipe is inspiring to Scottish people and rather repulsive to everyone else hence it is the ideal instrument to take into combat if you are Scottish because it will boost your morale and lower that of the enemy thus you will most likely be the victor of the conflict.
The Edinburgh crips owe most thier conquests over rival gangs to the bagpipes.
Reginald:Those bagpipes are quite repulsive.
Rupert:We wont be able to kick their arse if they have the lad with the pipes over there.
Reginald:God save Hanover.
Bagpipes - what does it mean?
the punkest instrument known to man.
the dropkick murphys play bagpipes. check it.
Bagpipes - meaning
Favorite sexual activity of many students at BYU as a way to skirt the Honor Code, which forbids sex.
Mike believes the allergic reaction on his penis was from Valerie's deodorant that must have got on there while he was bagpiping her Friday night.
Bagpipes - definition
Joe bagpiped a french woman and had armpit hair stuck to his penis.
Bagpipes - slang
Made from Dragon Tiger claws and such.
Bagpipes: "It sounds like your ears being ripped out by dragon tigers"
Bagpipes
Made from Dragon Tiger claws and such.
Bagpipes: "It sounds like your ears being ripped out by dragon tigers"
Bagpipes
A sexual position in which the woman is laying down on her back and the man is sitting on her chest, directly above the breasts, facing the woman’s feet. As the woman licks the man’s anus, the man “titty fucks” her.
Then use of hands when in this position can vary depending on the participants needs.
Examples:
1) The man can use his hands to press the breasts closer together creating added friction between the breasts and penis while the woman uses her hands to further spread the butt cheeks apart allowing for a more aggressive “attack” of the anal cavity with her tongue.
2) The man uses his hands to pleasure the woman’s vaginal area while the woman uses her hands to press her breasts together
The application of lubricant is also suggested to avoid rashes on the breasts. Showers prior to this position are also strongly recommended.
I bet that Carl wants to play the bagpipes on that waitress!
Bagpipes
the people who invented this wonderful thing didnt have their family jewels constrained by briefs and boxers.
they let everything hang in those fresh ass kilts of theirs - hence the free flow of creativity that led to the invention of the most amazing pieces of musical badassery - the bagpipes
Let loose the bagpipes on the innocent ears of these non scots!