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What is Baby Boomer?
A Person Who Explodes Babies/Has Exploded Babies
Person 1 : Hey Dude I've Seen That Guy On The News Before!
Person 2 : What Did He Do?
Person 1 : He Was A Baby Boomer.
Baby Boomer - video
Baby Boomer - what is it?
1. Someone born in or who helped give birth to children in the post-WWII era.
2. One who presumebly booms babies.
1. Harry over there was a baby boomer.
2. I am a baby boomer. I own a bazooka.
What does "Baby Boomer" mean?
A Baby Boomer is when a girl is giving you head and you cum in her mouth and then she eats pop rocks.
Damn, Bro. Bella gave me head last night and performed a good ol’ Baby Boomer.
Baby Boomer - what does it mean?
A very tiny old person.
Person 1: Hey everyone, I'm person 1! That makes me more important everyone else!
Baby Boomer: exists
Person 2: Why is that boomer so small?
Person 3: Because it's a Baby Boomer.
Baby Boomer - meaning
Look at woman in her hijab with the baby boomer.
Baby Boomer - definition
Generation of Americans born between 1946 and 1964. Associated with Hippies, the environmental movement, the typical Baby Boomer was raised on the culture that the government will give him/her whatever she wants or needs in life. Being raised with the nanny state mentality, Baby Boomers are the leading factor to the disappearance of personal responisbility, spending beyond one's means, and the physical and moral degeneration of the family in American culture.
The generation that was born and raised during the Great Depression helped build America to greatness. The Baby Boomers came in and destroyed it.
Baby Boomer - slang
Baby Boomer- (n) 1. An incompetent, fat, grey, lazy product of the "greatest generation," born between 1941 and 1955. 2. The nemesis of Gen X. 3. Former "Hippie" currently holding tenured academic professorship in disciplines requiring intelligence beyond their predetermined genetic capacity for advanced abstract reasoning. 4. Member of the largest demographic bubble in America that also refuses to retire. See "Viagrant"
1. Mr. Smith, an overweight, diabetic Baby Boomer and father of two comes from a family of accomplished Engineers and WWII veterans, yet, he has held his current position since the mid-1970's as a clerk/supervisor in an area that could easily be automated with computer code.
2. I can't believe that Baby Boomer is still my boss.
3. Not only I will have to pay for this Hippie's Medicare for the next 40 years, but this same Baby Boomer may very well reject my proposal for PhD research because my work would diametrically oppose everything he has championed since Johnson was President of the US.
4. I can't believe I have a Master's degree and military experience, but my boss, Mr. Smith, a Baby Boomer that graduated high school way back in the 60's, just won't retire, thus preventing me from advancing past him, as easily as I normally could!
Baby Boomer
An American who was born between 1941 and 1955. This generation is collectively known as "the baby boomers" or "the boomers" and was given everything it ever wanted through the hard work of its parents. Many of these boomers grew up to be self-righteous individuals who today are attempting to destroy every well-meaning public service program in existence.
In response to the 1970's oil crisis, the boomers passed legislation to expand the fuel efficiency of motorized vehicles. After the crisis subsided however, the boomers decided to forgo their efforts instead of learning from the experience, causing America to pay dearly today as a result. Their ridiculous spending in the housing market only combined with this folly to produce the economic meltdown that the country knows all-too-well today.
Favorite pass-times include bullying 20-somethings over perceived irresponsibility, overeating, not exercising, spending large sums of money, and introducing corrupt maladaptive political legislation. Unfortunately specific examples would not serve to prove these concepts well, as no set of examples could sufficiently express the sheer stupidity and foolishness that the boomers have exhibited time and time again in The United States of America.
Overall, their generation will go down in the history books as being the most selfish and maladaptive the world has ever known.
College Student: "Wait, so you're telling me that just because I'm not over the age of 24 the federal government refuses to acknowledge the fact that I am financially independent and thus will not give me any more financial aid than I can already acquire?"
Financial Aid Adviser: "That's right. I'm sorry to say it, but the Baby Boomers just don't care about your generation that much... I'm sorry."
Baby Boomer
Baby boomers are the generation of people who decided to mess everything up and leave it up to the generation after them to clean everything up and deny they did anything wrong in the first place. Often by changing the subject by talking about how technology dumbs down kids and talking about how kids are so entitled. They may show a political cartoon, a type of meme for old people, usually showing how technology is ruining the youth.
20 y/o: Grandpa, why didn't you replace the toilet paper roll. There's only one sheet left.
Baby Boomer Grandfather: I didn't use all of it. Its not my job to replace it. Why do all of you kids feel so entitled now-a-days? Probably those damn Iphones and gameboys and pokemons you dumb millennials play with. Damn evilspawns.
Baby Boomer
Older generation that act like toddlers with too much power.
That baby boomer missed the early bird meal, pitched a tantrum, and drove his town car into the side of the building.