A joke used in the AMAZING SHOW "Whitest Kids U'know", when a Mormon father is angry with his son.
Abusive dad: "TIMOTHY! BECAUSE YOUR ARE THIRTEEN YEARS OLD, YOU WILL NOW BE PUNISHED AS AN ADULT! EXTEND YOUR LEFT ARM TIMOTHY!" Wife: "ZACH, NO!" Abusive dad: "SHUSH! GLORIA! BRING ME THE DEVICE!"
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