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What is Avon Old Farms?
noun - 1. prep school for the wicked smaaht and the hahdest teachers filled with 12 year olds all the way up to 20 year olds. Grade "A" hockey school that always beats salisbury. Pastels are common currency among the boys, if pastels are not available barter may be performed using porters and walkers "girls". Aspirando et persevererando which translates roughly to "when in doubt, beat one out" or in modern vernacular "if it don't fit in the hole, push harder"
2. "where the boys are boys and so are the girls"
B dizzle: ayo youngin
McCord: ahdaieandakeah
B dizzle:aholla son
McCord:aiamn aewa l;a dwi
Andre: give me the ball, yo!
Dean Jimmy "Napoleon" Detora: What the god damn hell god dammit god damn Andre God dammit
Avon Old Farms - video
Avon Old Farms - what is it?
The school that is good at hockey. However students who attend Avon Old Farms are not likely to suceed. Most Avon children end up sucking dick in Hartford because they can't take the fact that they chose a very bad school which ruined there life.
Jim (AOF Boy): Damn i hate my life. I can't read or write but I can skate. I hate Avon Old Farms.
Austin (Salisbury Gentleman): Ha you should have come to Salisbury. Bitches from Hotchkiss are all over me, the athletics are sick, and they actually teach us.
Dan (T-P Dude): Fuck yea. T-P is sick too. We actually manage to learn and we don't have to suck dick in Hartford. Have a good life, queer.
What does "Avon Old Farms" mean?
Avon old farms commonly known as "shit town" "da hood" and "river dams" is located on a spit of land on the corner od bum fuck and you got a pretty mouth connecticut. Commoners are urged to stay away from these uncivilized winged beavers. On many ocassions they have been found charging and generally missing people and being hit by cars. We can see their intellignece appear on many ocassions most commonly found when they try to spell salisbiury with an "a" rather than a "u"
"Look at that avon old farms bitch"
"It looks like a knight impailed that beaver on the side of the road"
Avon Grammer: "jimmy gon look at them salisbary boys they aint goin nowhere they aint got no ideas someone better learn them some skills"
Avon Old Farms - what does it mean?
Avon old farms cmoonly known to people as "shit town" or "podunk" is known for its very uncivilized winged beavers. They have been known to charge on mnay occasions and miss most of the time. They dont understand the concept of waiting for traffic and are commonly hit by cars. They are best known becasue of their ignorance (for u guys at avon that means stupidity.) They have tried and failed to spell salisbury with an "a" rather then a "u"
A young immature boy said "Ill go to avon." that same boy as an old man said "I wish my ass had a brain." :)
Avon Old Farms - meaning
an all boys prep school filled with cocky idiots that didn't get into Salsbury, too stupid to realize porters and walkers girls use them for play and free movie passes... will fuck anything on two legs (including their own roomates) or four legs... anything goes
They are often found unsucessfully attempting to express themselves in either poetry form, rap, or guitar during what they call "open mic night"
AOF dumbass #1 "Dude! I totally got with her this weekend."
AOF dumbass #2 "Really!"
AOF dumbass #1 (silence)..."no"
Avon Old Farms - definition
A small all boys boarding school located in Avon Connecticut. Don't let its picturesque campus fool you, this is hardly Hogwarts. With the dozens of sports venues, they lack even a single academic building. AOF is home to four hundred jocks that rarely attend classes, and enjoy the following: playing sports, drinking to excess, doing drugs ( including but not limited to pot, dip, and heroin) and banging a large amounts of girls (or at least pretending to). Even so, the girls attending the four surrounding boarding schools can't seem to stay away. We have all fallen victim to the charm of drunken PG's, terrifying dance experiences, and of course naked study halls. In bouts of despairation, these strapping young men have been known to find the nearest Porters girl, or even fellow classmate, to "satisfy their needs", What a classy bunch
AOF boy #1: Hey bro, is there a naked studyhall tonight?
AOF boy #2: Yeah man, can't wait to see your meat....I mean you...there (I love avon old farms)
Avon Old Farms - slang
All boys prep school in CT. Run by the Hockey Players who are looked upon as Gods. Screw the hell out of miss porters n ethel walker girls. Call the skanks "bitties".
Back to back new england championships. All the haters can suck ITTTT. EWS and MPS keep the bitties comin...
Avon Old Farms
All boys school for a bunch of breathing horny fuck tards. If you are a Porter's girl don't be surprised if you receive multiple floppy small soggy soft unannounced dick pics from these ultimate dick heads. These thirsty ass jocks are most commonly found begging for nudes from thirsty ethel girls after being rejected by porter's girls. Don't be surprised if ur sexting then they r too pussy to fuck u in person. (I will say they are better than salisbury guys ngl) They do need to get the lax stick out of their ass and take a second to smell these perfect voluptuous cheeks.
Avon Old Farms dipshit 1: Yo motherfucker I just snapped the hottest chick imma bouta hit
Avon Old Farms dipshit 2: Bro no fucking way gimme that snap tho
Avon Old Farms dipshit 1: Oh shes actually our spanish teacher
Avon Old Farms dipshit 2: Shitttt you finally gotta hold of her?
Avon Old Farms dipshit 1: Nah, that hoe left me on open
Avon Old Farms
Avon Old Farms is a boarding school for young men smack dab in Avon Connecticut. One is apt to find jocks, preps, stoners and alchoholics alike in this STD breeding haven. The typical Avon boy is most likely to be found with a drink in one hand, a slut in the other and their varying range of pastel pants.
This AOF dude is totally smokin!
Avon Old Farms
An prestigious all-boys prep school located in Avon, Connecticut where the lads fuck the hot Porter's girls and not the skank Walker's girls. These winged beavers are known throughout New England as an exceptional hockey team which will always triumph over Salibury, a school located at the tip of CT, better known as no where. Due to common misconception, AOF does not contain in its premises, homosexuals or protitutes.
"Dude those Porter's girls are so hot for us!"
"We're Avon Old Farms, let's grind their asses."
"Hell yeah."