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What is Autozone?A victim of ethnic prejudice and discrimination, provided they are not Hispanic or Latino. Jorge: este Kebean yu are Autozoner so you do all work for no pay or I write u up for dat one. Autozone - meme gifAutozone - videoAutozone - what is it?When you drive up on the curb in the parking lot of an auto parts store so you can get under the car. I bought the oil filter, drove my truck up on the autozone jackstands, and changed it right there in the parking lot. What does "Autozone" mean?Those piece of shit spinners perchased at you local autozone, target, pep boys, or walmart. Lame-ass A*"Hey man you rollin' on some autozone spinners" Autozone - what does it mean?When a guy talks to a girl and AUTOMATICALLY gets put into the FRIENDZONE. Usually happening to the nice guys, and usually happening soon after meeting. Friend: Hey man, you talk to that girl yet? Autozone - meaningAutozoning: To dress your car's interior and exterior with meaningless cheaply made after market accessories and window stickers, in the hopes to improve the automobile overall appearance. Only to make it look worse than it already is My girlfriend got done autozoning her car with Tinker Bell seat covers a Hello Kitty air freshener and a trashy butterfly window sticker. I however Autozoned my truck with chrome stick on skulls an flames now who's cooler Autozone - definitionA valient and courageous employee of Autozone. He goes to work each day knowing that at least once a day, for as long as he works at Autozone, someone will ask for a part for a primer grey car. The customer wil never have any year, make, or model information on the car and will often times use terms like "the stuff with the what not" to describe the part to said employee with the expectation of Autozone employees to be both on-site mechanincs and clairvoyant. Autozoners should get paid more to deal with stupid shit. Autozone - slangA faceless corporation that slowly chews the life out of most employees who toil wihin their walls of automotive debauchery. We are now hiring at Autozone's across the nation!!! AutozoneAn employee of the Autozone Corporation that is expected to know everything about your shit green Plymouth Voyager or your decaying Nissan Maxima that has thirty different engine codes, a missing fender, and various dings and dents covering its decrepit body. An autozoner must be a first-class bullshitter to conjure such ridiculous answers to questions like βwhat the fuck do you mean I canβt get a valve cover gasket for my Daewoo Lanos?!β or the ever so popular caliper bracket for any given jalopy. Autozonerβs whole heartily love to hear the words βIβm going to Advanceβ or any of the other incompetent auto partβs stores to get these ill-bred people out of our store. Autozonerβs dread the question βwell, can you just come out and look at it?β just take the fucking thing to an actual mechanic you inconsiderate fuck-up. I hate being an Autozoner. AutozoneThe place were the burden to keep your '84 Cutlass Supreme or comparable hoopdi alive is placed on employees who have no idea why your radiator won't stop leaking even though you poured pepper in it...or some other ignorant method of maintenance. I do all of my car work in the parking lot at Autozone. |
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