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What is Assassin's Creed?
A person with an Assassin's Creed obsession can be seen from a mile away. This person tends to wear hoodies, look mysterious and randomly insert qoutes into conversations, such as: "Nothing is true, everything is permitted". Having this type of obsession will cause laughter, tears, pain and joy. When your whole life revolves around this game, everything will seem unimportant in comparison. The female obsessed will often cry themselves to sleep as they realise they can never be with Altair, Ezio, Connor or Desmond. The male obsessed will cry themselves to sleep knowing that they can never be as badass as the characters mentioned earlier. When a player reaches the end of these games, they will be left in tears, shock or just sit there dumbfounded for a few days. Sometimes they'll even re-evaluate their entire existence. These games let many escape from their own boring and miserable lives and let them live in the world of Desmond Miles and his awesome ancestors. If you did not understand anything in this defintion, unfortunately you are not obsessed and it is advised you play these games immediately as you are not living a badassery life.
Friend: Hey dude, what's up? Why are you crying?
Me: Assassin's creed revelations ended and my life is over. I have such an Assassin's Creed Obsession.
Mother: Darling? Are you okay? Is it a boy?
Me: Yes, Ezio loves Sophia and Cristina and practically everyone else, but not ME! My life is over.
Boyfriend: Hey baby, you wanna come over and have some fun?
Me: No sorry, I'm jamming assassins creed. Besides, Desmond is fucking sexy so I can just pretend to have fun with him instead.
Friend: Holy shit bro did you get Assassin's creed 3 yet, It's AMAZEBALLZ!!
Friend 2: You shit, my life is over because I didn't pre-order it. Tell me what happend!! No wait, don't. No tell me. No DON'T. NO SPOILERS. AHHH MY LIFE IS CONFLICTED WITH THE LOVE FOR THE CREED.
Assassin's Creed - video
Assassin's Creed - what is it?
a) a multi-part computer game
b) a family business, passed down from generation to generation, in which all male family are murder-for-hire hitmen
as per definition b), I don't come come from an assassin's creed
What does "Assassin's Creed" mean?
Climbing something with extreme skill. Acting like one of the main characters from Assassin's Creed. Climbing a wall like a ninja on steroids.
Dude, did you see that? That guy just Assassin's Creeded the empire state building in 5 minutes! That is SO AWSOME!!!!!!
Assassin's Creed - what does it mean?
Assassin's Creed is a video game in development by Ubisoft. First shown as Project Assassin at Microsoft's X05 event, at the E3 2006 trade show, it was officially announced for the PS3, to be released in 2007 using the name Assassin's Creed. Later on, Ubisoft also announced that the game was coming to the PC and Xbox 360. The game is being developed by many of the same people who helped make Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, and began production as soon as the latter was completed. The game is highly focused on crowds and parkour, which will be one of the main means of transportation while in towns.
"Have you played Assassins Creed yet?"
"Yeah."
"Wait how? It's not out yet. -_-"
*assassinates the kid who just asked how*
Assassin's Creed - meaning
Ubisoft should have ended it at IV but still, painfully tries every year just to fail again.
Does Marcus still play Assassin's Creed? Whoa
Assassin's Creed - definition
A sexual position based on the game by Ubisoft. One waits until one's chosen target is distracted, and then stealthily sneaks up behind the victim and inserts a finger or other bodily appendage into an orifice.
"I waited until Jenny was asleep, and then Assassin's Creed her. How much jail time is sexual assault, anyway?"
Assassin's Creed - slang
Assassin's Creed
A game created by Ubisoft the same people who did the prince of Persia games. This game came out for the 360 and PS3 and then later on for the PC. This game got mixed reviews from Game sites and game magazines and many people avoid this game. But the people who did buy this game a majority of them didn't like it or were very disappointed by this game. But a small group of fans who saw through some of the small problems and played and enjoyed the game for what it is. This one of most remarkable games ever
Nothing is true and everything is permitted-Al-Tair Ibn La-Ahad("Son of None")
Assassin's Creed one of the best games ever.
Assassin's Creed
A game for the Xbox 360 and PS3. It is set in the Midieval Times during the Crusades. You play as Altair Ibn-la Ahad: a robe-wearing, sword-swinging acrobatist who's part of a brotherhood called the Assassins. The Assassins' enemy are the Templars, and the two groups quarrel constantly. Altair starts off as a Master Assassin, but soon loses all of his ranks after failing a mission. His new goal in the game is to regain that rank by preforming assassinations, doing missions, etc. There are two sequels. The third installment in the series (Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood) comes out Nov. 16, 2010.
Nothing is true; everything is permitted. -Altair Ibn-la Ahad: Assassin's Creed
Assassin's Creed
the words spoken at the heart of the assassin order
the Assassin's Creed: Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light.
Assassin's Creed
A game created by Ubisoft the same people who did the prince of Persia games. This game came out for the 360 and PS3 and then later on for the PC. This game got mixed reviews from Game sites and game magazines and many people avoid this game. But the people who did buy this game a majority of them didn't like it or were very disappointed by this game. But a small group of fans who saw through some of the small problems and played and enjoyed the game for what it is. This one of most remarkable games ever
Nothing is true and everything is permitted-Al-Tair Ibn La-Ahad("Son of None")
Assassin's Creed one of the best games ever.