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What is Arkanoid?
A species of human being most commonly found aboard Carnival cruise ships during the early 1990s. The Arkanoid Psycho is a middle-aged unmarried male obsessed with playing Arkanoid whose obsession drives him to spend countless hours, quarters, and valuable vacation time trying to advance just one more level. The Arkanoid Psycho has little patience, and will swear profusely while playing, particularly when anyone is kicking the near-by “Lucky & Wild” cabinet for free games.
Brother A: “Hey, you want to go to the ship arcade and kick the Lucky & Wild game for a few hours”?
Brother B: “I don’t know. The Arkanoid Psycho is probably there and might kill us if we do that again. Let press all the buttons in the elevator instead”
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Arkanoid - what is it?
A hard piece of feces that elongates out of your rectum untill it is as thin as a tootsie roll about 14-18 in. Usually occurs after digestion of starchy foods.
"John, after I had your triple cheese potatoes with the bread and butter for lunch, I hit the pasta buffet up and I really got the feeling that an arkanoid was on its way." I went to the Portable John and a 17 inch arkanoid was floating in the toilet."
What does "Arkanoid" mean?
Don't let the other definition fool you. Arkanoid is a great Breakout style arcade game made by Taito in 1986 and has since been ported to pretty much every format known to man. It's a Breakout game, so you know that you have to hit the ball with a paddle (actually a spaceship named Vaus in Arkanoid) and break the blocks above, collecting powerups along the way. There's also a boss named DOH, which is a moai. It's probably the best Breakout game of all time.
I want to play some Arkanoid. It's awesome.