What is Antelope Valley?
- An "antelope" refers to incredibly hot, peaking or pretty 15-18 year old girls.
- Adjective used to describe attractive, peaking 15-18 year olds that is either girlfriend or one night stand material.
- Only men aged under 18 have the right to use the term "antelope" or it is considered as pedofilia.
1. Nick - hey matt, look at those hot girls at boost juice.
Matt - OMG thats antelope!
2. Nick - Should of seen the amount of antelope I saw at the party last night.
Matt - The Antelope to guy ratio at our 18th is gonna be 4:1
Antelope Valley - what is it?
When an ant climbs down a ladder to get into her boyfriend's car.
I saw an antelope in my yard.
What does "Antelope Valley" mean?
Sexual position where the male mounts the female in a "piggyback" fashion and inserts himself into the "out" hole.
John and Sally were doing the antelope in the shower.
Antelope Valley - what does it mean?
A wild, uncontrolled beast that pushes foward with little concern to its surroundings.
You've got to run like an antelope; out of control.
Having sex with a girl vaginally and when about to ejaculate the male jumps into the air whilst draggin the females hips and torso upward with the male, and in mid air the male pulsl out of her vagina and forcefully ram his penis into her anus
I ended up "Anteloping" Hannah last night! she was in so much pain afterwards
The opposite of Elope - to sneak off & split up without telling anyone
Me & the missus are going to antelope this weekend
Feeding a woman lines about how scary it is out in the city at night, and she'd be much safer if she stays here with you, the same way that a male Damaliscus antelope pretends that a predator is nearby when a female is about to leave his territory.
Lying about danger scores the antelopes 65% more booty on average; it can work for you too.
"Don't leave the bar now, baby, it's rainy and there are lions out there. Stay here and have a drink with me till they go."
Now that is some smooth anteloping.
A small city catering to the workers of Los Angeles and Edwards Air Force Base. A region that was hit right in the balls during the 2008 financial collapse, with home values plummeting 70% or more. The cities in the area have recovered and are now on par with the rest of middle class LA county. A really hot fucking place.
The Antelope Valley got hit right in the nuts in 2008.
Here are some fun facts about the Antelope Valley:
1. The AV is a bedroom community for LA.
2. There is nothing to do in the AV except A) Go to the mall B) Go to the movies or C) Eat
3. In the AV there are lots of druggies, low class people, wannabe thugs, gang members, judgmental old people, idiots walking around in pajama bottoms and not only at your local Walmart, everywhere.
4. Homelessness and poverty are very common in the AV
5. In the AV you either work in Aerospace, retail, or suffer through extreme boredom
6. Afroman is from Palmdale
7. If you're dating someone, DO NOT I repeat DO NOT tell them you're from the AV because if they find out you will never hear from them again.
8. You can't fill up your gas tank without being harassed by people begging for money
9. In the AV, everyone is a flake or will be in the near future.
10. It is extremely hard to find a job in the Antelope Valley
11. Do not live on the East side of Lancaster or Palmdale. Just don't. Also don't live here if you're a liberal. You're gonna have a bad time.
12. All of the Antelope in the Antelope Valley were killed off by dumbass meth-addicted hicks.
13. People only live in the AV because houses are affordable
14. The Antelope Valley is a dumping ground for sex offenders and prisoners from LA. (Google sex offender maps for lancaster and palmdale)
15. The city council is corrupt
If the Aerospace industry shuts down or moves the Antelope Valley will likely die off.
The dirty unshaven armpit of California.
The antelope valley is hotter and dirtier than Satan's anus