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What is Angry Dragon?
After you blow your load in your woman's mouth, you put your hand over her mouth and keep her jaw shut and say, "I have syphillis". She will get mad and try to spit it out but it will only go out of her nose, thus resembling an angry dragon.
After smoking a bowl, I made my girlfriend look like Puff the Angry Dragon.
Angry Dragon - video
Angry Dragon - what is it?
The act of thrusting your penis in a girls mouth while in oral sex and ejaculating far in her throat so she coughs it up through her nose and mouth
Guy- Wanna to angry dragon?
Girl- sure but it might get messy
What does "Angry Dragon" mean?
When a girl is performing oral on a guy - he is about to blow, he holds on to her head so she can't pull away and her mouth is stuck on his dick. Then his load shoots in her mouth, and it comes out her nostrils - with a major scowl on her face and ropes of cum hanging out her nose...she looks like an Angry Dragon!
I gave that chick the angry dragon last night!
Angry Dragon - what does it mean?
An angry dragon is where your partner sucks a fart out of your ass, then screams RRRAAAWWWWRRRR over a burning lighter, igniting said fart.
My girlfriend did the angry dragon and burned off her eyebrows.
Angry Dragon - meaning
As a girl is blowing you and just as you are ready to cum, you grab the back of her head and shove her mouth all the way down your cock as you cum. If your timing is right, you will cause her gag reflex to trigger and your cum will shoot out of her nose, much like a kid that can shoot milk out of his/her nose.
Cum burns coming out of someones nose, much like fire would coming out of a dragons. Hence the name ... Angry Dragon.
She'll never call me again after I gave her the Angry Dragon!
I would pay that slut a lot of money if I could give her an Angry Dragon.
Angry Dragon - definition
Suck a fart out of someone's ass and blow it out over a lit flame while yelling 'rawwwwwwr'.
He made me do the angry dragon. Does sucking a fart out of a mans ass then blowing it out over a lighter while yelling 'rawwwwr' make me a whore?
Angry Dragon - slang
most of the other definitions are close but not quite right. the real definition is a chick is giving you head and when she goes to swallow your load you judo chop her in the throat making her choke on the cum and it shoots out her nose, also making her angry. the hit in the head definitions are confused with donkey punch and the punch in the stomach is from louisville slugger. the one where you shove your cock down her throat as you nut is the snowy or snow dragon which also shoots the nut out her nose. both really work if done right.
i gave jen an angry dragon when she was smoking my pole lastnight.
Angry Dragon
When you blow ya load and smack a girls head and it comes out her nose making her look like a angry drangon.
I had a angry dragon with your mom.
Angry Dragon
While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one.
I pulled an Angry Dragon on that slut I hooked up with last night.
I dare you to do the Angry Dragon on that chick if you end up going back to her place tonight.
Angry Dragon
You’ve been abstinent for over a week, swollen and aroused you stand as your mistress genuflects
before you and takes you all in, deep in. You cum in endless waves, faster than your mistress can
swallow. The cum now flows out both of her nostrils; the path of least resistance; eyes watering she
suddenly blows it out, splashing cum in puddles over the concrete floor; now leaving her with a
sensation in the nasal passage akin to involuntarily snorting salt water.
OMG I think I just cummed through my nose like an angry dragon!