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What is American standard?

Its a standard american toilet. Thats all.

Guy: What toilet should i get.
A STANDARD AMERICAN TOILET!

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American standard - what is it?

When a man stacks a chick on her shoulders so her exposed asshole is in the air, insert an American flag into her stinker, stand at attention, muster a cock salute, and start singing the National Anthem.

Boy I would love to give the American standard to that iraqi chick, that would be a very patriotic.

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What does "American standard" mean?

When your american and your dick so hard it's stiff as a flag pole!

Man last night I was so hard I had that American standard all night!

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Man I gave my girl all my American standard last night..kept her screaming!

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