Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Alonso's?

When you suck so bad at something you need to get on you're knees to participate in the activity.

X didn't make the team so he pulled a alonso to participate.

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Alonso's - what is it?

Someone filled with opportunities to escalate his relationship with someone but not doing anything about it

"YO last night at the party I almost kissed her"
"Really? what happened?"
"I acted like a total Alonso

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What does "Alonso's" mean?

A player for Chelsea football club. Also a verb, meaning to kill someone with a car

Georginho: gonna go for a drive, might Alonso someone

Pys: Anyone see Lewis?
Riley: Yeah I Alonso'd him

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Alonso's - what does it mean?

Is a big cinephile that prefers watching movies than dealing with people and has a cat, he is a big nerd and loves to eat. it can also be use as a adjective or verb

that is very Alonso of you

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Alonso's - meaning

A computer genius that often is used as tech support. He also comonly knows tons about Nintendo and detests Sony. He's commonly from South America.

Phil: Goddamn it I can't (do something with my computer or somthing to do with Nintendo)

Chuck: Call Alonso, Dude

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Alonso's - definition

A north american, usually mexican, video game obsessed child. Also is a naive child who doesn't know what a hard drive is. Also known to love sony own 3 playstation 3s and 4 PSPs.

Dude: I need a PS3
Dudette: There must be an alonso on our street that we can steal one from

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Alonso's - slang

The best friend you can ever have, a very nice and funny friend. a very attractive, short, white skin and happy guy. someone who makes you smile and laugh. the most intelligent man in the universe. the greatest person you could find. if you have an Alonso in your life you can consider yourself the most lucky person. One of the ones that I need and love the most.

Alonso is my BFF and I love him

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Alonso's

The name of my biggest crush!!!!

1:hey what is biggest crush u have?
2:yea Alonsoo is my biggest crush

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Alonso's

Alonso is a name for a sweet cute shy guy. He likes hanging out in groups, so he doesn’t have to be in the spotlight, he plays guitar and is semi athletic. He wears glasses, and most people think he is a nerd. He’s cute with or without his glasses and his smile is super sweet. After you open up a bit about yourself, you can really have a good conversation with him. He is strong and definitely caring. Spending time with him is always fun. He’s awkward and shy, but definitely sweet and someone you want to hang out with.

Hey! Did you see that guy??? Total sweetheart!

Ya! No wonder his parents named him Alonso!

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Alonso's

Has a huge Dick that other people swallow

Alonso gets his dick sucked

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