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What is Alon?
A motza ball straight from Israel.
Gay men around the world all enjoy Alon's alike.
Alon - meme gif
Alon - video
Alon - what is it?
Alon means man who can't stop taking drugs
Dude that man look like he is a alon
What does "Alon" mean?
Alon is a nice guy with a temper. He might look like a turtle but if you can get past his looks he's a really good friend. Alons' usually play soccer but aren't that good at it. Alon is a meme loving boy and can be quite homophobic at times but dosen't admit it. He plays guitar and has a weird obsession with Shrek.
friends: Yo that guy looks like a turtle!
You: He must be an Alon
Alon - what does it mean?
A Big Sexy Man who all the ladies love!
Alon you mack daddy!
Alon - meaning
Great guy who macks every fine women out there and is never short of play!
Look here cones Alon. Lets look at his fuck list today, maybe its longer then yesterday
Alon - definition
Damn it Alon, how many bitches did you shag last night?
Alon - slang
"Ooooh Alon, you are a sex god!"
Alon
guy 1: Hey, have you heard about Alon?
guy 2: oh hell yea, he’s EPIC!
Alon
an Israeli dude named after an oak tree.
Alon has climbed the Alon.
Alon
Sexiness overload in a creature walking the earth. Half man half sex god that charms all the girls. Usually doesn't give a fuck or overthinks too much (it's rare to have things in between). Knows EVERYTHING about sex, rarely single (usually taken by hot girls and even when he is taken he usually has a bunch of other girls fantasizin about him) Usually super hot and attractive and someone lots of man would go gay for. Alons are mostly cool and super chill and about half of the time super popular.
Alons usually come from Israel.
Also someone u can usually get some dope from.
1. Let's ask Alon how many girls he banged today.
2. Alon is so hot and attractive I would go gay for him if he would love me back.
3. Yo wanna ask Alon for some relationship advice?
4. Alon gave me all this weed 2 days ago.