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What is Almond?Typically white suburban moms who were 90s girls and never accepted they had an eating disorder, so now they have to make it everyone elseโs problem โA moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips is my almond moms favorite mantraโ Almond - meme gifAlmond - videoAlmond - what is it?When an African American is not your stereotypical black person but they seem to pertain to the opposite (white) race though their actions and choice of words despite their skin tone and nationality. Person one: Cara is addicted to Starbucks. What does "Almond" mean?a phat nut You're a fucking an almond. Almond - what does it mean?A girl who's whole body is shaped like an almond. Wears granny panties and is proud of her muffin top, has a twin brother named pistachio who she hates. Love sto read, yell at kids, and wear granny training bras. Usually named Amber Jamie: I SEE AN ALMOND Almond - meaning(Al-mond) Pronounced: "All" "mund" "Man, I just wanna get 'Almond' right now." Almond - definitionBy far one of the worst nuts in existence. Coming across an almond in a bag of trail mix is like the almond fucking you up the ass and not even giving you a reach around. I ate that Almond, now my ass hurts. Almond - slangIn middle eastern cultures, the almond is a symbol of the vagina. "I love her tasty almond" AlmondTo describe something that you thought was pretty damn sweet, but with a little voice at the back of your mind going "well that ain't decent", much like how an almond nut is pretty sweet but it's also a bit bitter at the back of your mouth. Mark: "Damn, did Karl just jump into his neighbour's pool munted?" AlmondThe sexiest man alive, must be like 20 inches down there That guy's name must be Almond, because hes 20 inches. AlmondA nut that is both beautiful and also reminiscent of bitter sweet sentiments. 'It was inevitable: the scent of bitter almonds always reminded him of the fate of unrequited love.' - Gabriel Garcia Mรกrquez |
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