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What is Almo?
A homosexual, polysexual male with blue eyes and brown hair.He can shake his eyes,he‘s so special! He fell in love with 2 guys named Timmy and Linus. They are in a Poly relationship and have good sex.Especially a threesome.Almos is nice and short,he‘s a friend that you can put in your backpack and carry him around.So sweet!
You: Almos,let‘s go on a trip!
Almos: **jumps in ur backpack** let‘s gooo
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Timmy: Almos who do you love more? Me or Linus!?
Almos: I love you,but also Linus.Timmy,we are in a relationship.
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Almo - video
Almo - what is it?
when getting a blow job while sitting at the top of the stairs once you blow over her face you kick her down the steps and scream "remember the almo"
"remember the almo!"
What does "Almo" mean?
Almost Done, close to finishing
'Hey how's that boat coming along?'
'I'm Almos Pau.'
Almo - what does it mean?
Ass Laughing Me Off
A slang variation of LMAO (Laughing My Ass Off). Internet slang.
Guy1: Joke
Guy2: almo
"In Soviet Russia, ass laughs you off!"
Almo - meaning
Almost homo, a guy who doesn't know he's gay yet. An ALMO often wonders why a lot of people think he's gay and works really hard to not appear gay. Regardless, a preponderance of evidence points to his homosexual tendencies. For instance, things such as:
* beyond metrosexuality, use of hair tape as a boy in grade school when it started early and sassily "switched up" his middle school uniform
* talks to gay men he meets at 1am for hours "because I'm just friendly"
* obsesses with pride on how much gay men are attracted to him
* cattily assesses fashion faux pas on the street and gets really upset about it
* AND most of all... an ALMO says things like "I get tired of being the dom."
Gay BFF: Ahh honey what's wrong? Did you and Dave break up?
Sad Girl: Uh, I was talking to my mom and other guy friends about some strange behavior, like he often acted like a girl about things, and not in a good way.
Gay BFF: Well, Darlin, he WAS like the woman in the relationship. You totally wore the hot pants in that one.
Sad Girl: Yeah, I think he's an ALMO. Too bad, it was fun, like dating a girlfriend - or you - but not.
Almo - definition
1.a person who has a nose that is too big for their face
2.a nose that is too big for a persons face
that guy over there has an almo
Almo - slang
Act of spinning around the narrative of a story, article or comment in an untruthful manner to make the subject implausible.
Tyrone: "You see this Article Bob?" *holds up Poll Results* Black men aren't actually that succesful in Dating with white women. You have nothing to fear.
Bob: "This is wrong. In fact most white women crave black men they just dont openly admit it"
Tyrone: "Dont almo me nigga".
Almo
The sexiest beast around. He is literally a boss. He’s hard as fuck and often caught smoking a fag in back of the yard.
Ellis: yo almo wanna smoke some bud in the back g
Almo: yea why not g.