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What is Ajax Ontario?
A moderately sized town in Ontario mostly invisible to public maps due to irrelevancy. This town is split in two, notably between Highway 401, where everything above is North Ajax and everything below is South Ajax. Both parts have different social climates but are connected via wild ass, rampant homeless people.
North Ajax is known for that hood vibe, where young black people often role-play American gangs despite being soft Canadians. The area is also poor. South Ajax was once known for rich white people living by the lakeshore, but that's mostly being overtaken by your neighbourhood heroin addicts and people from countries you can't pronounce. Ajax's largest problem is its homelessness, where they run around and poop on each other.
As for high schools, its high schools are incredibly unique. Dennis O'Connor is mostly white people who fight each other and drink apple juice. Notre Dame/J. Clarke is mostly North Ajax and, as for as most can tell, has 6 whole white students. I say whole because of unsurprising stabbing incidents. Ajax High is mostly quirky folks with funny haircuts and a keen taste in their own gender.
There is nothing to do in Ajax besides visiting your weird cousin. Instead, what many of its residents do to have fun is literally go anywhere else. Sundays are often days of quiet due to its surplus of Catholics and because old people, students, and the homeless need to recover from their hangovers. Either way, Ajax Ontario is widely considered ass.
"I live in North Ajax!" - Dequavious, neighbourhood black guy
"What the fuck." - Donald, neighbourhood white guy
"guagegheuagagaue gee gaaaaa." - Johnathan, neighbourhood homeless guy
Ajax Ontario is a very fun place!
Ajax Ontario - video
Ajax Ontario - what is it?
A town located outside of Toronto, but more importantly Scarbourough. There is litterally nothing in Ajax except for high school gang violence. Don't believe me? Every week someone get's stabed at J. Clarke Richardson High School, but we don't have a mall. Yeah I wonder why we have so much teenage violence, not. The south side is filled with rich white people who have there own community center, while the north side is filled with imigrants and drugs. Not joking. If you are found in a scenario where you are in North Ajax pray that your either black or have police esscorting you. The majority of the population is either from a country where you can't pronounce the name or are they are emo, often both.
An example of our emo abilities the band Sum 41 formed here in Ajax Ontario.
What does "Ajax Ontario" mean?
A town that was once mainly white people is now the highest gang area in Durham. This is because the north end is either shitty houses with immigrants or overflow dicks from Scarborough or farms that are under urban sprawl pressure. The urban sprawl I'm guessing will end in Ajax at Deer Creek because rich people and rich farmers own lots above there. J. Clarke Richardson's black to white ratio is like 4000 to 1 i swear to god. Dennis O'Connor is mainly catholic people (no shit) who like to do drugs and get in fights and wear their sweater vests and trouser uniforms in a 'gangsta' fashion. Ajax High and most of Southern/Mid Ajax is like 95% white people. Ajax High is mainly preps, skaters and a small ass population of goth and black people who all hang in the same area. Ajax doesn't have many fights because everyone who is outside the school is ripped. There really isn't much to do in South Ajax, when you think about it, there's no attraction but we do fun stuff like go to jams that are all in the Lakeside area. Afterwards, the Sunday is pretty quiet because of the mass population of hang overs.
I live in South Ajax. Everyone I know does the same thing. It's like a schedule of retardedness. Yay!
Let's go to Ajax Ontario!