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What is Ajax?
Depicted from and old cleaning commercial with the slogan "spray and wipe". Ajax is the action of spraying the toilet bowl with strong diahorrea, then wiping.
Harold had a serious Ajax after accidentally eating too many laxatives
Ajax - meme gif
Ajax - video
Ajax - what is it?
Ajax is the cutest boyfriend you could ever wish for and he’s very very handsome too xoxoxo kisskisskisski mwamwamwa xx xoxo he means the world and even more to me so this better doesnt get deleted or you‘ll hear from me😠
someone: „yo that guy over there so pretty“
someone 2.0: „ikr could only be Ajax“
What does "Ajax" mean?
The Ajax is pose used in photography, pornography or on the DF as a dance move. This move is performed to allude to the supreme manliness of the individual performing it.
The Ajax is performed by raising one arm and holding it outstretched from the body at an elevated angle, while the second arm is bent at the elbow and pointed in the same direction as the outstretched arm. The person performing the Ajax should adopt a wide legged stance with the same leg as the outstretched arm cocked out towards the side. The individual then proceeds to thrust their hips forwards and backwards simulating being blown by an invisible individual on their knees. After several thrusts the pose is reversed thus the bent arm becomes the outstretched arm and visa vera while the leg cocked at an angle is returned to the centre and the opposite leg is cocked outwards and thrusting resumes.
This move first originated three thousand years ago around 1000 B.C. during the epic battle known as the Trojan War. The ancient greek war hero known as Ajax Telamon is reputed to have performed this move while receiving felatio from the Greek Goddess Athena a hectic Smoh Ah.
Ajax's war companions Achilles and Odysseus witnessed Ajax receiving oral from the goddess and noted the pose he assumed while he was getting head. After the war ended the Heroes returned to their respective city states and ordered the wives to get on their knees and blow them. The wives gladly obliged having not seen their husbands for several years and upon receiving a blowjob the heroes performed the pose they had witnessed the legendary Ajax doing.
Since then the move has permeated pop culture to a significant degree and is now performed in a variety of circumstances including its original context as a pose to be assumed while receiving felatio.
Example 1.
Man 1 "Wow do you see that guy who is smashing up on the DF he is the epitome of badassness"
Man 2 "Yeah what is that move he is doing?"
Man 1 "You hectic rookie thats The Ajax!"
Man 2 "Man how did i not recognize it!"
Man 1 hands Man 2 a katana
Man 1 "You must atone!"
Man 2 proceeds to commit seppuku for failing to recognize The Ajax being performed.
Example 2.
Woman 1 "Oh my god that massive ripped guy on the dance-floor is doing The Ajax pose!"
Woman 2 "Wow lets let him bang us"
Example 3.
Black Guy 1 "Nigga I was getting my crank sucked by my girl last night and i busted out The Ajax."
Black Guy 2 "You fucking legend, I am going home right now to get head off my girl and bust out The Ajax"
Ajax - what does it mean?
Ajax are a very successful Dutch Football team. They play at the Amsterdam Arena and have won many cups in their time.
"You wanna come see Ajax VS PSV Eindhoven tonight?"
Ajax - meaning
A greek mythical figure, and hero.
Also a cleaning supply.
Ajax also known as Ajax the lesser was a king who committed suicide for not reciving Achilles armour.
Ajax - definition
An industrial-strength cleaner sold by the company Colgative Palmolive, usually in powder form.
The fact that it took so long for someone to identify Ajax as a popular cleaner says a lot about the personal hygiene of Ajax soccer fans.
Ajax - slang
Ajax is a Dutch football club. They have had great success in the 2019 UEFA Champions League and have grown known to beat teams no matter how big of a challenge they are.
Person 1:"AJAX BEAT TOTTENHAM"
Person 2:"that’s really not a challenge at all"
Ajax
A football club named after a Greek mytholigical hero, based in Amsterdam Holland
Ajax "was" the best team in the world untill it sold all it's better players to barcalona :(
Ajax
A town in southern Durham Region, Ontario, sandwiched between Pickering and Whitby.
Pickering Villiage is part of Ajax.
Ajax
Coolest guy ever but he gets in trouble a lot. Everyone admires him and looks up to him and has a funky personality.
Random dude: Yo!! Look it's Ajax.
Random dude's friend: No way!! He the coolest kid in school!!