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What is 401k's?A single middle aged man who isnt tall or attractive but will have his pick of women when he hits his 50's "We...are 401k dudes...we will become valuable as the situation matures." 401k's - meme gif401k's - video401k's - what is it?1.)when a person presents as financially stable and well-adjusted. Olivia Wilde married Jason Sudeikis for his 401k energy. What does "401k's" mean?A retirement plan, of sorts, for white trash people living in the South. Generally speaking a low-end wage earner will claim a back injury and go to an unscrupulous doctor who will assist in the claim of a debilitating health condition. Ultimately the participant in the Alabama 401K will receive a monthly check, tax free, so technically we could refer to this plan as a Redneck Roth IRA. Mama, did my check come in today? I need to by a three neck Pyrex boiler for the shed. 401k's - what does it mean?Something dumb shits do: Cash out their 401k and just chill for a few months until it runs out. Then find a job, if any employer would be so lucky to have their dumb ass. This asshole at work got laid off and decided to 401k and chill for a few months. 401k's - meaningA retirement plan, of sorts, where an individual makes a bogus back injury claim and files for unemployment, social security, and/or insurance payments. This is a steady source of income for many dirtbags living in Alabama and Mississippi. Mama, I'll be gettin' my own double wide 'cause my check's in the mail!--Alabama 401K in action! 401k's - definitionHey dumb ass, why don't you go get a 401k . gotta be a fucking retarded if you think I'm lying. 401k's - slangSomeone who is legally too young to date, so an older, interested individual must invest time and effort into a platonic relationship until such time they can reap the forbidden benefits legally. "Yes! I've been friends with this girl for a year and it's finally her 18th birthday. Time to cash in my 401k!" 401k'sA girl or guy that you could see yourself marrying in the future, but currently want to remain friends. You invest time and conversation occasionally in this person because you know the payout in the future will be worth it. Bro 1 -"Hey bro, are you going to date Molly?" 401k'sA scam used by the wealthy to rip off the working class. The market dropped so much that all last years contributions to my 401k have been wiped out. I'll bet the clowns that managed it made sure their big money clients didn't lose anything. 401k'sPerson 1: Iβm going to keep it 401k with you, youβre in trouble. |
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