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What is 2nd of August?
Everyone born on this day is a hotass, not saying this cuz my parents SLAYED the pregnancy.
"hey, are you born on the 2nd of August?"
"Yeah how'd yk?"
"Well, your hot annoying and mad"
"trueee"
2nd of August - video
2nd of August - what is it?
National Sam Day
Worship all Sam's as your God, your Jesus, your friend
Person A: here Sam have £1000000
Person B: wtf are you doing
Person A: it's international the 2nd of august
Person B: OMG SORRY SAM HERES A PUPPY AND A RHINO
What does "2nd of August" mean?
The end of the world. Why? Because I said so. Also don't forget to love yourself. And if u can't do that, find someone TO love. They can be your crush, the random plant in your house or a picture of a cat you found on the internet. And remember, they would want u to be happy. And so do I.
BRO 1: Hey, do you know when the world ends?
BRO 2: I think it's the 2nd of august
BRO 1: Wait... bro... Why u so down?
BRO 2: Its been hard bro, u get me?
BRO 1: But remember bro, I care for you, you mean the world to me bro
BRO 2: bro....
BRO 1: bro, I'm here for you. Remember that.