Definder - what does the word mean?

What is zoo monkey?

(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."

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Zoo monkey - what is it?

The act of taking a shit on floor and throwing it out of the door of your room at people that annoy you.

Because of Dom's poor communication, Chris went Zoo Monkey on him when he walked by his office.

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