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What is zidane?
Large or growing bald spot on usually occurring on back of head.
Damn, John your zidane is getting bigger everyday!
zidane - meme gif
zidane - video
Zidane - what is it?
The Monkey tailed lead character of final fantasy ix.
"You don't need a reason to help people." -Zidane
What does "zidane" mean?
1. To lose ones mind at the worst possible time.
2. To be ignorant enough to make a move that gets a spot in the Urban dictionary definition data base.
3. To head-butt a victim in the chest, knocking the wind out of them. For best results, aim for the ribs/heart so they may fall over in pain.
4. To go beserk on the man.
5. To over react on something trivial.
1. Upon losing the election, Howard Dean went Zidane on the winner, cursing him and insulting his mother.
2. He head butted an Italian player, thus making multiple people make entries on Urban Dictionary.
3. Losing his temper, Rich pulled a Zidane into Kevin's chest, breaking two of his ribs and knocking him out cold.
4. Upon losing all of his money and job, Jane went Zidane on the man.
5. I called Brendan a dumb ass after he answered a question wrong about the discoveries of Neils Bohr and he started to Zidane.
Zidane - what does it mean?
To headbutt someone during frustration
Person A: I'm going to fuck your mom if you lose this scoccer game
Person B: *zidanes person a*
Zidane - meaning
the greatest footie player ever! he deeks the shit out of everyone and left with a punch!(or shud i say headbutt)
zidane headbutted materazzi cuz materazzi said he had a sex sandwich wid zidane's mom n daughter then zidane call him mario and headbutted him
Zidane - definition
1) (name) Captain of the French National Football team during the World Cup 2006. Apparently has a sister involved in not-so-Catholic activities. We know nothing about his mother.
2) (verb) to zidane someone/something: Irrational act of head butting during a crucial moment and being caught in the act by a third-party.
3) (verb) to go zidane: Act of accusing people of saying "bad things" about you and your family and not having the balls of saying what those exact words are to the media, leaving millions of fans in limbo and frustrated.
Judge: Defendant how do you explain your actions?
Defendant: Your honour, I was full of rage. He said bad things about my momma. The only thing I can think of was to zidane him in the nuts.
Judge: What did he say exactly?
Defendant: Bad words. I can't repeat.
Judge: Don't you go zidane on me!!!
Zidane - slang
Zidane's lethal header into that unworthy italian player was amazing. It was hilarious to watch him fold down like a card table onto the grass.
Zidane
The best soccer player to ever play the sport, the Algerian gave Arabs across the world a great name in soccer.
We love you ZIZOU
Zidane is the best to ever grace the pitch
Zidane can shoot
you're a pro if you can pass like Zidane
Zidane
Zidane
1. the soccer star from the France team
2. to headbutt someone, like Zidane did during the final game against Italy in the 2006 Fifa Cup
Don't make me Zidane you bitch!