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What is zeus?
To have sex while your pubic hair is shaved in a lightning-bolt pattern, especially in a way that causes uncontrollable spasms upon thrusting.
My vag is sore; you shouldn't have zeused me so hard!
zeus - meme gif
zeus - video
Zeus - what is it?
Father of Apollo on Mount Olympus, don't fuck with me i'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, ZEUS! GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!?
Die Hard With a Vengeance (aka 3)
I'm gonna go all out zeus on you bitch!
and Judas Priest rocks! FUCK ALL UR PUSSY RAP SHIT!
What does "zeus" mean?
Verb. To smite from above with a thunderbolt.
Also used generally to mean kill or destroy, especially from a high elevation.
1. Colonel Tibbets and the crew of the Enola Gay zeused Hiroshima.
2. The sniper zeused the officer from 700 meters up the ridge.
Zeus - what does it mean?
Slang for a ZSU 23-4. A Russian anti-aircraft weapons platform.
Watch out for a Zeus, they'll turn our planes into scrap metal.
Zeus - meaning
1.) A male of any species that engages in sexual intercourse with otherwise inanimate objects and animals.
2.) A guy that will fuck anything.
Joe is such a zeus, just look at him go at with that dead possum!
Zeus - definition
a great name for a bong, and also a greek god who ruled it all.
person 1: dude come take a hit from zeus
person 2: nahh man im already high enough
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person 1: what is our homework tonight?
person 2: we have to research zeus and pandora's box. this sucks..
Zeus - slang
the greatest of all of the Greek gods
Zeus was the god of the sky, and therefore ruled everything below him. So, he ruled everything. Except the Sun, the Moon, Tartaros (Hell) and the Sea.
Zeus
The divine name of the leader of the ancient '''Greek''' pantheon; '''Not''' preserved by Roman Catholicism in the "Latin-derived bastardizations" of the Hebrew name Yeshua, and not adopted at all by Christianity.
The Hispanic pronunciation of Jesus is "hay-soos", because that is exactly how it looks to someone who speaks spanish.
Jesus in English is pronounced phonetically as well, which is why we say "jee-zuss", and any idiot who thinks the French ''je'' is pronounced "jee" needs to go back to high school.
In Greece they spell Zeus, ''Dias''
Zeus
The most bad ass of all gods. Represents all that is powerful, lightning, crushing people, victory, and swag. Zeus is patron god of seniors and almighty protector of Lance Armstrong.
Zeus kills with an all powerful fury.
Zeus
King of the Greek Gods, NOT God of the Gods. The other Greek Gods did not worship Zeus.
I am Zeus, King of the Greek Gods.