Definder - what does the word mean?

What is witness me?

Someone did something slick, wild or janky. Someone got over on you. Someone did something tricky to you.

Person 1: Yo why aren’t you and whats his name cool anymore?
Person 2: He tried to hit me wit da oo-wap.
Person 1: Oh wow that’s corny.

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Witness me - what is it?

Often said in a sarcastic tone.

A more direct and fancy way of saying- "Don't humor yourself. You're not as witty, smart, or funny as you'd like to think."

Person 1: Hey, hey, listen to this one. Do you know how I got out of Iraq?........IRAN! (bwahahahaha)

Person 2: *rolls eyes* Your wit astounds me.

Can also be heard in the greatest female coming of age movie ever made, Now and Then.

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What does "witness me" mean?

Verb phrase: The same as saying goodbye or Later to someone at the end of a conversation.

Dude A: Aye man, I'm a talk to you later.
Dude B: Aight son, Get Wit Me!

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Witness me - what does it mean?

The process involving becoming heavily intoxicated making one seemingly the poster child of drunk

You "fuckin wit me" tonight bruh?
dude you know ill be fuckin wit ya!

Hey bro what are you up to?
I'm kickin it wit my boys they are definitely about to be "fuckin wit me" bruh!

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Witness me - meaning

A synonym for get on my level or otherwise known as GOML(pronounced gom-elle). More hardcore way of saying GOML, both words mainly said while playing video games.

The one known as Neato is one of the main men saying this spectacular phrase.

Look at my k/d. fuck wit me bitch.

Fade fuck wit me.

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Witness me - definition

the act of harrassing you or poking fun at you through ghetto/black language. also reffered to as "playin' ", "clowin", or "doggin".

Man these two fools think just cause im jewish that i dont know any black slang. All they do is whenever I come over to talk they start blackin wit me

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Witness me - slang

To get with someone and have sex with them. Popularly coined from the Jadakiss song, "Gettin' it in"

Guy 1: Shorty gettin' it in wit me.
Guy 2: Yo the ho has been hit be every G in da 'hood.

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Witness me

to be contacted or to contact someone

(jon) eh bro gotta go run some errands.
(jazz) no doubt bro fuck wit me later then

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Witness me

An extreme version of hold my beer.
A battle cry before you do some dumb sh*t
originated from mad max

"Witness me motherf*cker", he said as he brake checked the car tailgating him

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Witness me

When you pour applesauce on your face in front of your philosophy professor to indicate how tired you are at all times. Also known as being very depressed .... so applesauce on the face .... cures depression

β€œWitness me, Chris”

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