Definder - what does the word mean?

What is windows ME?

A 32/16-bit OS created by Microsoft in 2000.It was the final version of Windows to be based on what was then the 20 year old DOS operating system.ME had better multimedia support then it's sibling,Windows 2000,but had horrible driver support.ME also was also fairly unstable.In fact,it's well-known instability inspired a Japanese internet meme:ME-Tan.

Windows ME was mostly BSOD after BSOD,but at least it played my video files.

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windows ME - video

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Windows ME - what is it?

Add this to AOL Broadband, Kazaa, if it's a Tiny computer, then life is at it's worst.

The Blue Screen of Death appears when you play games online.

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What does "windows ME" mean?

Windows ME

aka "Megaflop Edition"

We have banned ME from the building. We bought one copy, and installed it. We left the machine running overnight, and were greeted with a BSD next morning. Sitting there doing nothing ME will explode on its own.

Given that Microsoft collected money for this P.O.S. and made no apology for its brain deadness, it could also aptly be named....

"Malfeasance Edition"

see also malfeasance

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Windows ME - what does it mean?

It crashes.
A lot.
Especially when SHITLOADED with FREE programs provided by Dell!

*error beep*
Wtf, where's the error dialogue box?
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press anything.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press ctrl+alt+del either.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...The restart button doesn't do anything...
*harddrive dies*

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Windows ME - meaning

I wish I could get Windows 2000 but unfortunately I am stuck with this crappy OS until further notice.

Action: MSN Messenger is currently unavailable.
Reaction: Crash

Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error.
Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash

Action: Windows ME starts up
Reaction: Crash

Action: Hit 'Enter' key
Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.

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Windows ME - definition

The worst OS ever in the past 5 years. Even Apple II was more stable. Please, WinME users, do yourselves a favor and get Windows 2000 Professional

Hello, I--*crash*

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Windows ME - slang

The broken condom of Windows™ versions. It was a mistake.

Liz: I have Windows ME
Paul: Oh, I'm sorry... I hate you now.

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Windows ME

When added to AOL it means you have the worst possible life.

Wow, I feel sorry for that poor bastard with ME and AOL

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Windows ME

The "Mellinium" edition of windows, which was apparently found in Bill Gates' toilet some unknown morning. It is subject to incessant crashing and freezing, and my scanner doesn't work with it, the stupid thing.

If someone IMs me, Windows ME crashes. If I open a webpage, Windows ME crashes. If the phone rings, Windows ME crashes. If a butterfly lands on a flower in the rainforest, Windows ME crashes.

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Windows ME

See shit.

The cat took a Windows ME on the floor.

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