What is whambulance?

what you say to someone who is whining like a little jewish kid. similar to asking them if they would like a whamburger and some french cries.

what, do you want me to call the whambulance just because your mom died? jesus christ, get over it.

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The imaginary rescue vehicle that will rescue someone when they are incessantly whining over a trivial matter. Used mockingly, but in good humor.

Awww, that guy you gave your number to never called you? That's too bad! *snicker* Should I call a whambulance?

The imaginary rescue vehicle that will rescue you from someone's incessant whining over a trivial matter. Used mockingly, but in good humor.

"Somebody call the whambulance, Stacy broke a nail."