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What is wed?
Typically, a $20,000-$50,000 party intended to represent a heterosexual couple's devotion to one another (see marriage). Such a party usually involves a year or more of planning and lasts only a single day.
You're going to stay married damnit, cause we didn't pay $40,000 on your wedding for nothing. -- A mother to her daughter 5 years after marriage.
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Wed - what is it?
The instance of a £15,000/$27,000 event featuring two people taking the fisrt step toward divorce, recieving 12 toasters, dancing to lame Celine Dion songs and eating obscene amounts of cake.
At least one embarrasing drunk is required.
Went to a wedding. Got drunk.
What does "wed" mean?
Funerals with cake
Hey you wanna go to the wedding?
No Thanks I would rather go to a bar to see people throw their lives away in a less dramatic way
Wed - what does it mean?
An event which will provoke the release of all known human bodily fluids, though not every person in attendance will release all of the fluids. Among the fluids to be released:
* Tears: The mother of the bride will cry at how nice her daughter looks and how beautiful the event is;
* Nasal discharge: Someone is bound to sneeze during the service;
* Sweat: The groom will be sweating, as he’ll be wondering if he’s making the right choice and ponders how his life may change;
* Saliva: “You may now kiss the bride …”
* Urine: At one point, all guests are going to have to take a leak;
* Vomit/stomach acid: Someone’s bound to have a few too many at the reception and spend much of the time driving the porcelain bus;
* Semen/vaginal fluids: The couple will get their freak on for the first time as husband and wife, if not the first time ever;
* Milk: If the bride gets pregnant, her ta-tas will produce milk when the baby is born;
* Blood: The divorce a few years down the road will result in either physical or figurative bloodshed
Better bring a towel - weddings result in loss of bodily fliuds!
Wed - meaning
Expensive drama where you have to wear uncomfortable clothing because 2 people said so
This wedding is boring
Wed - definition
The fusing of two metals with a hot torch.
Webster’s Dictionary defines wedding as “the fusing of two metals with a hot torch.” Well you know something? I think you guys are two metals … gold medals.
Wed - slang
Yeah yeah get on with it! Where is the food in this place?
Hurry up with this wedding! I wanna go home!
Wed
to gain 40 lbs through complacency and disinterest.
I wed my longtime girlfriend and I have never been happier.
Wed
A slang term for marijuana commonly used at camp st. mary's. Wed is usually "dropped" instead of smoked.
Person 1: Would you like to smoke weed?
Person 2: No, but I would be interested in dropping wed.
Wed
an arabic name for an amazing girl with a smile that brightens up the room. wed is a nice girl with no bit of bad in her blood, she seeks peace and harmony, any girl named wed is instantly a girl that you should keep forever.
guy #1: who is that girl? she seems cute.
guy#2: yeah thats wed:)