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What is van Nistelrooy?Poorly talented footballer playing in Scumchester United.Famous for his divings and for being a Sir AlexΒ΄s bitch.Always warmly received on Arsenal ground. The bitch - Van Nistelrooy - was beaten by Arsenal FC players. van Nistelrooy - videoVan Nistelrooy - what is it?Ruud Van Nistlerooy is one of the greatest natural goalscorers of all time. What he lacks in pace he makes up with his accuracy and positioning, and for every stunning goal he doesn't score there are about five close range toe pokes or on a penny turns and deadly finishes he does. Famed for never scoring a competative goal for manchester united outside of the box, the old trafford masses still chant a war like 'Ruud...Ruud' anytime he aproaches. Quantity over quality any day, Ruud Van Nistelrooy and his miraculous talent for putting the ball into the back of the net is fast becoming fable. Ruud Van Nistelrooy : A poacher of goals What does "van Nistelrooy" mean?An otherwise talented dutch striker who falls faster than a two-legged chair. "And van Nistelrooy goes down in the box again!" Van Nistelrooy - what does it mean?The most complete centre forward in the universe. Scored 25 goals in the English Premiership. Won the Golden Boot. Top goal-scorer in the UEFA Champions League. Appears in every non-bias Dream Team. Coveted by every top team. Better than any Henry, Beattie, Owen and fucking idiots (people who do not support the richest, biggest and best football club on earth, Manchester United. All in all, no one can say a bad word about him. As perfect as Van Nistelrooy Van Nistelrooy - meaning |
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