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What is valve?
A valve is the kind of booger that moves in and out like a flap or "valve" when you breathe. There is also the much more rare "double valve".
"Check out my sweat valve" he said, pushing one nostril shut to amplify the sound of the valve in the other.
valve - meme gif
valve - video
Valve - what is it?
1. she's a reet valve
2. a wot
1. a valve, everyone gets a turn
What does "valve" mean?
A dim-witted person, slow on the uptake and incapable of joined-up thinking. From thermionic emission valves which take forever to function normally and even when they do they are incapable of the high speed switching operations of micro-electronics. A classic moron.
Nominated for the "Valve of the Year" Award are: Peter Griffin for his work in Family Guy, Homer Simpson for his leading role in The Simpsons and Boris Johnson; Mayor of London... And the winner is... Boris Johnson.
Valve - what does it mean?
A video game developer responsible for the Steam system, Source engine and notorious for being unable to count to three
Valve have created:
-Half-Life
-Half-Life 2
-Portal
-Portal 2
-Team Fortress Classic
-Team Fortress 2
But never:
-Half-Life 3
-Team Fortress 3
Valve - meaning
1. very impressive
2. insane; off the hook
3. of or relating to a badass quality
4. like Chuck Norris but less so
"Yo, that shit was valve man."
Valve - definition
A Computer Game company founded by former Microsoft employee Gabe Newell in 1996 or 1997.
Valve made the computer game classics Half Life and Half Life 2.
Valve has a notorious reputation for being sluggish in game releases, yet notorious for its style.
It's located near Seattle, Washington.
The coolest game developers ever:
1. id software
2. valve
3. infinity ward
Valve - slang
a video game developer. made left for dead the hlaf life series (which was phenomenal) portal, portal 2, counter strike, and above all my personal favorite team fortress 2
8:00-ok maybe ill sit dow play some games n shit tf2 maybe?
9:00:- WTF HAX whatever ill stab that mother fucker later
10:00- A SPY SAPPIN MAH SENTRY
11:00- hmm its getting late should probobly stop soon
12:00- (at this point you are zombified and loving it)
1:00- GENTLEMEN
2:00- CRITICAL HIT? NO WTF????
3:00- fuckin pyros
4:00- valve is the shit but i think my conrtoller died
Valve
1. A device or structure purposed to control the flow or passage of any of the three states of matter: solid, liquid or gas. Such structures may be found in plumbing, as well as in the human body (specifically, the heart).
2. A company in the game development industry that designed and continues to build upon the Half-Life series. Also, the brains (or lack thereof) behind the infamous "Steam" client, content-delivery platform.
1. Some geniuses find it fun to open the valve on a helium tank, place their mouths over it, and begin hyperventilating.
2. There comes a point in one's life where one must ask life's greatest question: Does Valve's magnificent work with Half-Life outweigh the frustration and uselessness that Steam's impropriety brings? The world may never know.
Valve
Creators of the hit PC title Half-Life, and its subsequent expansion-packs. Also recently implemented the Steam network, a method of software delivery intended to eliminate the middle-man ie. chains like Electronic Boutique and GameStop. Also currently working on Half-Life 2.
"Man, Half-Life 2 is gonna be delayed forever."
"Yeah, but it'll probably be worth the wait."
Valve
A slow company that manufactures Half-life. Renowned for its eventual quality, yet sluggish nature
Person1: Hey, is that game out yet??
Person2: No
Person1: Why!?
Person2: Valve
Person1: Oh. I see.