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What is uncle Carl?
When you duct tape a whoopie cushion to your foot and kick a female mexican in the ass three times, then proceed to dump a gallon of dog shit on her noggin while listening to the Christmas carol "Jingle Bell Rock"
Andy: Hey, Kimberly came over last night.
Steve: The girl that moved here from Mexico?
Andy: Yeah! I totally gave her a Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick.
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Uncle Carl - what is it?
Giving your lover a shit-moustache AND shit-goatee, transforming them into an older, more savvy, Dirty Sanchez
Sally always bitched about my lack of creativity in the bedroom, so she was rather surprised when I splattered her with an Uncle Carl Sanchez.
What does "uncle Carl" mean?
The typical Cranberry and Vodka mixed-drink.
A: HEY! What do you want to drink?
B: Oh, I'll have an Uncle Carl!
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A: God, she is so wasted! What did she drink?
B: She had a few Uncle Carls.