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What is two shakes of a lamb's tail?
A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.
“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”
two shakes of a lamb's tail - video
Two shakes of a lamb's tail - what is it?
A worn out cleche of an expression used by little kids and kindergarden teachers.
I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
What does "two shakes of a lamb's tail" mean?
The act of doing something fast or in a quick manner. 'Two shakes of a lamb's tail' is a phrase usually used at cheap hic resturants or your nearest Circut City.
Waiter: "Yes, sir! I'll get those 7 A1 Imported steaks, 4 baby back ribs, 2 side orders of caeser salads including 1000 Island Dressing with extra olives and the tall Black Russian, in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Circut City Employee: "Some wires? I'll get that for you in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Two shakes of a lamb's tail - what does it mean?
Quickly. The phrase is similar to "Before you can (insert action here)"
"I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail."
Two shakes of a lamb's tail - meaning
To do something as soon as possible.
Person1: "Can I have a cheese burguer with fries?"
Person2: "Sure, I'll get it in two shakes of a lamb's tail"
Person1: "Get your ass over here!!"
Person2: "I'll be there in less than two shakes of a lamb's tail boss."
Two shakes of a lamb's tail - definition
1. a slang phrase meaning a short period of time.
2. all that it takes to get some people to mount a sheep.
1. "i'll have that coffee out in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
2. " did you see that! i think it likes me!"
Two shakes of a lamb's tail - slang
Colloquial phrase representing an undefined short time period
I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail
Two shakes of a lamb's tail
To do something in a fast manner - as quicks a lambs tail shakes...twice
I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail...
Two shakes of a lamb's tail
very quickly, as soon as possible
popularized by Uma Thurman in the movie Pulp Fiction
Just make yourself a drink Vincent and i'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
Two shakes of a lamb's tail
I'll be back from the store in two shakes of a lamb's tail.