What is twatter?

someone who repeatedly posts twitter posts that nobody but themselves cares about

annyingtwt: jst woke up, the sunz up, fml
"Did you just read Paris Hiltons tweet"
"No because she is such a twatter"

twatter - video

A person who has just hit you in the face and/or genitals

Jim's a effin' twatter for hitting me

Someone who spends excessive amounts of time sharing too much information (T.M.I) on Twitter.

Amy: Did you see Hermann's tweet about taking a monstrous shit the other day?

Dave: Yea, he's become such a twatter!

Congressional twatters make more news on CNN

person who goes on Twitter, or talks about said activity

get a life and stop being a complete twatter

Person who uses and/or talks about using twitter excessively.

Jerry's a twatter, he always has iphone in hand and is constantly posting tweets.

A person who squats a Twitter name for resale.

I came up with the perfect Twitter handle but when I tried to register the name, I found out someone was squatting it just to sell. Damn twatter.

chatter over the online twitter social interface.

There was a lot of twatter on twitter today about the fate of the international celebrity who fell so suddenly ill.

"We don't have a Twitter.. Twatter, whatever that's called."

Oh he just twittered about waking up with bologna stuck to his chest. What a twatter.