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What is tuxedo?

A Dutch Tuxedo is a self induced condition in which you have farted in a coat, jump suit, snow suit, etc you are currently wearing. Your fart gets trapped and has only one place to escape: the neck opening. The fart is released directly into your own face.

You: Dude i just ripped one and it shot out the neck hole of my coat directly in my face!! Sick!!

Me: Nice Dutch Tuxedo you got there!!

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Tuxedo - what is it?

When a man wears a sportcoat or blazer with jeans.

Yeah, since it was a company jeans day, my buddy was thinking he'd go with a canadien tuxedo for his meeting with the CEO, but his wife told him he should at least wear a Missouri Tuxedo to avoid looking like a douche.

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What does "tuxedo" mean?

Wearing a sweatshirt or long sleeve t-shirt with shorts and sandals, sometimes accompanied by a frosty cold beer. This combination of clothing allows for maximum heat to be retained during the transition of the seasons between summer and fall, while at the same time allowing for a level of temperature control with the legs and feet being uncovered.

Typically is seen during the time between the summer and the fall but can also be seen during the time between the spring and the summer.

The beer in this ensemble is often referred to as the pocket square. Beer, like a pocket square in a standard tuxedo, is often not necessary but when its present everyone know you mean business.

DG: Woke up this morning and it was a brisk 60 degrees....totally broke out the KG tuxedo.

KG: Very nice, did you remember your pocket square?

DG: To early to break out the pocket square, maybe later tonight.

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Tuxedo - what does it mean?

The Tuxedo terrorist is a man In the game team fortress 2 that is the 9th class. He goes around with a knife skin thinking the same rules from csgo apply to tf2 and try's to head shot people across the map with the amby, because he never read the jungle inferno patch notes. If somehow succsessful in such feats, he gets on the ground and does a lobster dance and screams random weaboo quotes for all masked backstabers are french weaboos.

*Heavaly armed russian man gets backstabbed*

The French rapist from the 6th known fairy tale, also known as the Tuxedo Terrorist: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

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Tuxedo - meaning

A combination ensemble of a Jean shirt and a pair of orange tab Levi's

I went to a bar in Texas and every dude was wearing a Dallas Tuxedo!

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Tuxedo - definition

To be hitting on a girl that's out of your league, or a girl who is already in a relationship with someone else.

Trent was pulling a tuxedo at the canteen today

Dave "Travis! Check out this tuxedo"

Travis: "Yeah, i can see it from over here"

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Tuxedo - slang

Condom.

Oh I hope you still have that tuxedo because you'll be needing one tonight.

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Tuxedo

When having sex with a black girl in the missionary position, you pull out before ejaculating and shoot a white load up her stomach and chest, thus giving the appearance of a tuxedo.

I took this girl home last night and gave her a tuxedo!

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Tuxedo

Usually a formal wear used to attend fancy parties, funerals, prom and other fancy events. Often worn by men.

"Hey nice Tuxedo!"

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Tuxedo

What penguins wear.

Hey look over there! That penguin must have the coolest Tuxedo!

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