Definder - what does the word mean?

What is turgid?

A term usually reserved for the erect male member.

Yo! Tyrelle! Git your ass over here now and blow on my turgid-love-rocket till it bathes your sweet tonsils in cock custard

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Turgid - what is it?

Oral Turgidity is a condition that affects certain public and political persons such as Donald Trump. The condition is manifested through constant failure to put together a rational cogent statement, identifying opponents using childish nicknames, meandering confabulated statements and made up terms such as Covfefe.

Donald Trump suffeers from oral turgidity. He said β€œI will build a great wallβ€”and nobody builds walls better than me, believe meβ€”and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”

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What does "turgid" mean?

A bald, overweight Asain monk who likes to wear a tight white shirt along with a pair of loose jeans which fall down quite often. He will shrink 2cm in the near future. (courtesy to LOP Inc)

OMG you are such a turgid Guy (eg Rehmat)

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Turgid - what does it mean?

boner

I woke up with a turgid reflex this morning

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Turgid - meaning

A very pregnant animal

That ewe is very turgid

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Turgid - definition

A word used to describe something or someone annoying.

Catmur puting Stini's crutch on top of the coke machine = "turgid!"

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Turgid - slang

The consistency and form of a turd.

Person 1: "just took a dump, the turgidity was peaking"

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Turgid

a. L. turgidus, from turgere to swell. 1. Distended beyond the natural state by some internal agent or expansive force; swelled; swollen; bloated; inflated; tumid; -- especially applied to an enlarged part of the body; as, a turgid limb; turgid fruit.

The peeled potato has become turgid because it has been left in water too long. Now its big and soft:P

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Turgid

adj. something that is gross or unseemly

Man, that is a turgid baby.

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Turgid

The opposite of flaccid. To become very horny. Popping a huge boner

Brian was very turgid when he was running ahead of the group

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