Definder - what does the word mean?

What is trump?

A trump (lower-case), is an equally stupid and evil person, who is, inexplicably, still in power. Can be applied to any gender.

My boss is such a trump! I honestly don't understand how she keeps getting away with this shit! Why does no one stop her? She is driving the company into the ground!

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Trump - what is it?

A placebo suppository consisting of compressed monkey hair and an extract of the plant nasticus retoricus, usually inserted by a gloveless Russian grand wizard wearing a conical white cap and clown shoes. The medicinal effects of the Trump are negligible but the recipient of the placebo may experience a dark form of political euphoria from the experience and from watching the grand wizard sniff his fingers following the procedure.

Oh, man, that trump feels good - I feel like building a wall to keep those pesky Canadian combines off my property.

Brother, why are you sniffing your fingers and why do I have this urge to squat and make my feet fly out in front of me? Did you slip me a trump when I got up from the throne?

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What does "trump" mean?

Verb: 1) to defecate on yourself

2) the act of messing something up so badly that even small children know you have done wrong; while simultaneously acting like you know what you are doing.

e.g. 1) "Whoopsie I just trumped my pants!"
e.g. 2) "You just trumped that book report! Did you even read the book?"

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Trump - what does it mean?

1. Refusing to pay someone after they provided a service.
2. Grabbing someone in the genital area without their consent.
3. Mocking someone about a characteristic they cannot control, such as a disability.

1. After Freestate Electrical serviced his Washington DC hotel, he trumped them $2 million.
2. There are recordings of the sex offender bragging about trumping women's genitals.
3. The insecure children mocked the boy with cancer for not having hair.

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Trump - meaning

A reference to someone being "owned".

"Rosie O'Donnel got Trump'd big time by the Donald!"

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Trump - definition

NOT A FART!
A very good player who knows almost everything and can never be killed.

A great guy like a spiritmaster.

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Trump - slang

it is when you have so much Swag that the word "swag" is just too little. you use it to replace swag - it means having the greatest and ultimate swag .

Alex: i am swagged up.

Chris: thats soft, im trumped up

Alex: oh, true :(

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Trump

a foghorn

i blow my trump

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Trump

Similar to a dare, except that the action that must be done is named by the person who must do the action. There can be no renege on a trump, and there is no compensation for following through on the trump.

(A): I'm gonna shave my head if the leafs don't make the playoffs.
(B): Trump!

(A)must now shave his head if the Leafs do not make the playoffs

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Trump

(noun)the Japanese word for playing cards. Used either by Wapanese speakers or in Japan.

wapanese_nerd: wanna come over and play trump?
inuyasha9182:sure! i've got new naruto based cards

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