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What is trouser mouse?
a polite, child friendly way to refer to the male insertion instrument
Little Miss muffett sat on her tuffett eating her curds and whey. Then sucked on her boyfriend's one-eyed trouser mouse for dessert.
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Trouser mouse - what is it?
Wanker, one-eyed snake, wee-willie wanker, pud, penis, willie war-head.
Sam showed off his trouser mouse to Sally at the movie.