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What is tophat?
A fleshy tophat is the part of the penis that would normally be cut off during circumcision.
J: man I'm kind of embarrassed of my penis because I'm not circumcized
M: what no way bro you got the dopest dick around carrying that fleshy tophat
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tophat - video
Tophat - what is it?
The sexual act of shitting into a garbage bag, placing it in a hole for several months, excavating it, then dumping it on your partners head, whilst performing oral sex.
Dude, your girlfriend smells really bad today. Yeah I brought the old Beijing Tophat out last night.
What does "tophat" mean?
The act of taking a dump in the hat of someone you don't like. Peferably done when they aren't looking and in a hat that will hold onto the contents until the person dumps it on their head.
Jonathan thinks he's such a badass, but he's getting a Toledo Tophat when he puts on his baseball cap.
Tophat - what does it mean?
When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.
Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!
Tophat - meaning
another synonym for the mullet
Look at that guy's Tennessee tophat.
Tophat - definition
A white male, typically in his mid 20s, who often doesn't know whats best for himself. He regularly spends unnecessary amounts of money on things he doesn't, and never will need. He may also participate in various activities with strangers, usually in their early teens, in a very pedophilic manner.
In his game of Chivalry, the boy tried to explain to the Tophat Kat that buying 64 GB of RAM was completely unnecessary, and was a waste of money.
Tophat - slang
Where one bro takes a steaming swirl type dump on another bro's head while he is passed out from drinking too much cheap beer.
Whoa dude, we were so wasted and then Jon passed out so I gave him a Temecula Tophat to keep warm.
Tophat
A fuckin' awesome item to wear upon one's head. Often used in faux-gothic faggy crap, it is actually very nicely used when in a more gypsy-esque fasion. Many people seem to find them amazing. that's because they are!
"dude! the kid was wearing a coo' tophat!"
"I know! It made him look awesome!"
"cuz tophats are awesome!"
Tophat
an uncircumcised penis. Looking at the penis head on (no pun intended) it looks like a penis with a tophat on.
google penis: uncircumcised penis and stare - tophat
Tophat
Tophat is cockney rhyming slang for "Twat" or from the scientific point of view, the female genitalia.
"Twat" is very common British slang therefore all yanks should permanently carve the meaning into their heads when visiting the UK.
OMFGZZZ what are you doing you complete and utter tophat!!!