Definder - what does the word mean?

What is to the captain?

A rank in many modern militaries that is above a 1st lieutenant and below a major (Army/Marine/Air Force) or above a commander and below a lower rear admiral (Navy/Coast Guard).

Captain Jones was the head of the platoon.

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to the captain - video


To the captain - what is it?

A ponderous rogue that infuses the masses with the will to drink. Many compare him Captain Hook, but the latter could never live up to these alcoholic expectations.

"Matt, did you get your captain on?"
"Ughh... "(a groan because he woke up in his own vomit)

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What does "to the captain" mean?

Short for Captain Morgan's Rum

I drank twenty ounces of Captain tonight and it ended up all over my couch along with the contents of my stomach.

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To the captain - what does it mean?

- An upstanding term to describe a large bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

- A man's penis

I called up The Captain and said "Please bring me my death in a gallon jug". The captain abliged.

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To the captain - meaning

The name given to a guy who sleeps with a girl that has the word "ship" in her surname.

Will slept with shippers last night!! He is now CAPTAIN WILL!!

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To the captain - definition

to add Captain Morgan to something

Rob: "I just captained my coffee"
Joe: "Nice!, I wish I had captained my coffee"

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To the captain - slang

term of endearment used to show respect

whats up captain?

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To the captain

Insertion of the pointer finger in the anus, inducing climax. Can only be practiced on males.

A little known fact, due to his debilitation from polio, FDR could only achieve climax through use of the Captain. (too soon?)

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To the captain

a word used by 9-gaggers to ask something they don't understand clearly
this so called "Captain" also has to fly away in the end of his/her post

op: *posts a gif from a movie*
9-gagger: from which movie is that gif?
another 9-gagger: Captain here! the gif is from the movie "Interstellar" *Flies away*

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To the captain

A saying invented by Mitchell often used when consuming Captain Morgan to acknowledge "The Captain" Henry Morgan.

*takes a swig from a bottle of Captain Morgan rum* Then yells "To the Captain"

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