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What is tiger team?
The resident football team of Edwardsville High School, nicknamed the Tigers.
The fans are terrible. Every year they will claim the team is the best in all of Illinois, and that nobody is going to stop them. Every single year they crush the Collinsville "football team" and claim that that that validates their faith in the team, even though Collinsville hasn't won a football game since the Coolidge administration.
Every year they build up a decent record that's inflated by wins against terrible opponents, lose extremely winnable games against mediocre teams, and barely make the playoffs. They immediately proceed to get curb stomped by East St. Louis in the first round.
Student: The Edwardsville Tigers Football Team are the greatest football team ever assembled! There's no way we're losing to East Lou this year!
Underage beer liaison: Okay... So, how much whiskey do you think you're gonna need for the game?
Student: I don't need whiskey, I need champagne! Those Flyer Fuckers are going DOWN!
Underage beer liaison: Trust me. You're gonna need whiskey.
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Tiger team - what is it?
a project team of high performing individuals tasked to solve a unique problem using an efficient and expedient process that produces exceptional results.
We formed a tiger team to look at the why our costs were running 50% higher than expected so we could get them under control.
What does "tiger team" mean?
1. The latest limp-dick business euphemism for low-paid cubicle slaves working overtime (unpaid) on Boss Man's faux-important "project."
2. Gag-worthy term applied to suck-ups eager to stay late in order to snap crumbs from Boss Man's stingy hand.
Dick:
"I've got it! We'll form a tiger team to figure out how to lay off 30% of our workforce...then, we'll fire the tiger team!"
Wad:
"Brilliant!"