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What is thickburger?
The thing in the front of my pants.
My Monster Thickburger was a combo deal with her Arby's Big Montana.
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Thickburger - what is it?
The largest, most fattening burger offered at a Hardee's restaurant. An incredible mountainous heap of bacon, beef, mayonnaise, and cheese. The holy grail of artery-clogging fast food. Contains 1,420 calories and 107 grams of fat, as well as ungodly amounts of saturated fat and sodium. PETA's worst nightmare. Not for the health-conscious or faint of heart.
Everyone get in the car, we're going to Hardee's! And bring the defibrillator, honey, 'cause I'm havin' a Monster Thickburger!
What does "thickburger" mean?
Any variety of the no-showering, mustard-chugging, brick wall-fighting people who look like the white Mr. T.
What's up dog? Did you see Steve last night? He drank a handle of Captain's and headbutted a mirror. I almost died because I locked him out of the kitchen. What a thickburger.